* You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.
* You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
* You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
* don't have a clue when it happened.
* Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
* When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
* You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
* You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
* You get a tatoo that says "This body best viewed with Mozilla 2.01 or higher."
* The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

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AlfofMelmak said:

Especially the one about checking your mail is recognisable

U forgot to say "when u start a website to trash another website"

:LOL: @ your wife drapes a blonde wig over the monitor to remind you what she looks like. :LOL:

Paisley said:

Did this by any chance happen to you Paisley