Dear Org,
It's amazing the things kids say. The other day whilst on the beach, in order to entertain my six-year-old son, I suggested that he go searching for shells.
Half an hour later, he returned with his arms full of about three unexploded bombs.
'You told me to go and collect some shells' he merrily told us.

How we laughed as we were blown to kingdom-come.

Regards, Miss Thang.

Dear Org,
As I was taking a walk along the Champs-Elyseé in Paris the other day, I was amazed how many french-speaking people there were around. Thank God we live in a multi-cultural society where foreign languages are openly spoken in public.

Yours, Lord Tarquin Ponsenby-Smythe, London.

Dear Org,
Can you settle an argument? My husband says that Prince released 'Controversy' before he released 'NEWS', whereas I'm convinced that the moon is made of cheese. Who's right?

Yours faithfully, Dr. Doctor.

Dear Org,
Do you know the way to San José?

Regards, Dionne Warwick.

Dear Org,
The other day, I was humming a Mariah Carey song. It sounded totally shit and nothing like the actual song itself. Have you got any tips on how to make my humming sound a little more like the proper thing?

Thanks, Hugh G. Rection.

Dear Org,
I'm leaving you. It's just not quite working out, is it? As much as I try to love you, you just keep tossing me aside like some dis-used handkerchief. And it hurts!

Regards, Dr. Ama Addict.

Dear Org,
whats theworst lettr youve ever recieved in terms of grammar and splellig

yours mr s fuckah.

Dear Org,
You could have already won $10,000 a year for life. Do not throw this envelope away. If you enter now, you'll be eligible for our draw and walk away with our grand prize! Act now to be in with a win.

Yours sincerely, Rhea Desdigest.

dionne warwick don't have a map...

Dear Org:

I am absolutely appalled at some of the behavior that is featured on your website! There is nothing to be found but drama, depravity, anger, f'ass-flavored fritos, llamas, drama, little emoticons like , naked pictures of Joyce, numerous threads about things like One Man Jam, llamas, and highly-sexualated men and women. Furthermore, I am even more appalled at the fact that I am not in on any of this, and I would like to see that change, otherwise you will be hearing from my lawyers from the law offices of Big, Smelly & Ass.

Respectfully,

Mr. George R.U. Tripping

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

She did ask me for a map once, but I just walked on by.

Dear Org,
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Can I have it back please? The Doctor said that I can't survive without it. Oh, and he also said 'Boy you'd better have fun no matter what you do', but he's a fool.

Regards, George Michael-Prince.

Dear Org,
You're simply the best!

Regards, Tina Turner.

Dear Org,
I've recently discovered that I've got a problem with twitching fingers. I don't know if it's a nervous thing or what, but every now and then my fingers start to ttt ww itc h... and it''#'s making m yyy lifffe helll.

Rreeegar ds, Mrs. Slkjlkjjjsdjjdsjsjsjsjsjddjsjjsj

bananacologne said:

Dear bananacologne,

No, it's not love.

It's Doris Day's juicy pussy!

And you ought to be ashamed.

Regards, Morris Day (Yep, that's right. I'm Doris Day's husband).

bananacologne said:

Dear bananacologne,

No, it's not love.

It's Doris Day's juicy pussy!

And you ought to be ashamed.

Regards, Morris Day (Yep, that's right. I'm Doris Day's husband).

Dear Org,

There's this boy who I would like to ask out to the prom, but he doesn't even know that I exist! What should I do to make him notice me?

B.O.

And why is it that, on first glance, your current avatar looks like someone vomiting?

Dear org,

I've been logged in for the past 2 weeks, I don't know how to exit this site.
Could you please orgnote me the instructions on how to sign off.

your's truly

mouseless in montana

bananacologne said:

Dear Boy George,

Yes, of course we do!

Regards, The rest of Culture Club.

sinisterpentatonic said:

You have 1 new orgNote waiting!
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Dear MIM:

1) Take sledgehammer.

2) Pick it up.

3) Smash computer with sledgehammer.

4) Repeat as necessary.

sinisterpentatonic said:

You have 1 new orgNote waiting!
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Dear MIM:

1) Take sledgehammer.

2) Pick it up.

3) Smash computer with sledgehammer.

4) Repeat as necessary.

bananacologne said:

Dear Simon & Gaa Fuckle,

No. Why, are you?

Regards, Felicia JollyGoodFellow

Dear Felicia,

Ummm...yeah, we are actually.

Can we get you anything?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary - some Thyme maybe?

Simon & Carbunkle

Dear Org.
Why DO birds suddenly appear?

Yours,
Tippi Hedren,
Rod Taylor &
Jessica Tandy.