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PrintableBorisFishpaw said: Dear Org.
Why DO birds suddenly appear? Yours, Tippi Hedren, Rod Taylor & Jessica Tandy. Dear Stars of the film 'The Birds', Cos if they didn't, then we wouldn't have had a classic thriller on our hands and nobody would have ever heard of any of you, except Tippi, simply because she had such a stupid, fucking name. By the way, are you all up for the sequel? It's going to be called 'The Birds 2 - Terror In The Morgue/Old Folks Home'. It should be fucking magic. Regards, Alfie Hitchcock. | |
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Dear Org. Yesterday my teenage son arrived home from school early and caught me parading in front of our bedroom mirror wearing high heels, ladies underwear, a dress and make-up. I almost died of embarrassment, until I remembered - I'm his mother. Mrs. T. Tankengine | |
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Haystack said:
Dear Org,
I'm leaving you. It's just not quite working out, is it? As much as I try to love you, you just keep tossing me aside like some dis-used handkerchief. And it hurts! Regards, RedFeathers. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Dear Org:
I am absolutely appalled at some of the behavior that is featured on your website! There is nothing to be found but drama, depravity, anger, f'ass-flavored fritos, llamas, drama, little emoticons like  , naked pictures of Joyce, numerous threads about things like One Man Jam, llamas, and highly-sexualated men and women. Furthermore, I am even more appalled at the fact that I am not in on any of this, and I would like to see that change, otherwise you will be hearing from my lawyers from the law offices of Big, Smelly & Ass.
Respectfully, Mr. George R.U. Tripping oh me oh my.  Validation! Validation! My first unsolicited Org. reference. My 48 years on the planet have been made worthwhile! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you ever so much, Mr. Tripping. Tripping? Hey, we might be related! Sincerely, I.B. Tripping. | |
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OneMoJam said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: Dear Org:
I am absolutely appalled at some of the behavior that is featured on your website! There is nothing to be found but drama, depravity, anger, f'ass-flavored fritos, llamas, drama, little emoticons like , naked pictures of Joyce, numerous threads about things like One Man Jam, llamas, and highly-sexualated men and women. Furthermore, I am even more appalled at the fact that I am not in on any of this, and I would like to see that change, otherwise you will be hearing from my lawyers from the law offices of Big, Smelly & Ass.
Respectfully, Mr. George R.U. Tripping oh me oh my. Validation! Validation! My first unsolicited Org. reference. My 48 years on the planet have been made worthwhile! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you ever so much, Mr. Tripping. Tripping? Hey, we might be related! Sincerely, I.B. Tripping.  | |
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