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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: June7 said: rdhull said: June7 said: I can do more than look like I'm sayin "mutha fucka"... watch.
 you're not a cat  What's that pussy got that I ain't got!
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moderatorbkw said: AnotherLoverToo said:  I get nervous that the poor thing can't breathe!! Get it out of there, bkw, you meanie!!  He takes after me! 
p.s from experience I can assure you that you can breathe through the bottom of a glass or bottle.  I once saw a raccoon who'd gotten his head stuck in a glass jar (probably from rooting around in somebody's garbage), he was walking around our backyard with it on his head like a martian. Poor thing was gonna starve to death, not being able to get it off...  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: bkw said: AnotherLoverToo said: I get nervous that the poor thing can't breathe!! Get it out of there, bkw, you meanie!! He takes after me!
p.s from experience I can assure you that you can breathe through the bottom of a glass or bottle. I once saw a raccoon who'd gotten his head stuck in a glass jar (probably from rooting around in somebody's garbage), he was walking around our backyard with it on his head like a martian. Poor thing was gonna starve to death, not being able to get it off...  "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: June7 said: rdhull said: June7 said: I can do more than look like I'm sayin "mutha fucka"... watch.
you're not a cat What's that pussy got that I ain't got!
better awards production values/humor 
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I should have been awarded for my awards show... Kinda like how the Oscar show director always wins an Emmy award for production of a great show... so, uh... I'm ready for my trophy... |
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AnotherLoverToo said: bkw said: AnotherLoverToo said: I get nervous that the poor thing can't breathe!! Get it out of there, bkw, you meanie!! He takes after me!
p.s from experience I can assure you that you can breathe through the bottom of a glass or bottle. I once saw a raccoon who'd gotten his head stuck in a glass jar (probably from rooting around in somebody's garbage), he was walking around our backyard with it on his head like a martian. Poor thing was gonna starve to death, not being able to get it off... Did you dangle food in front of it just to piss it off?  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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rdhull said: AnotherLoverToo said: bkw said: AnotherLoverToo said: I get nervous that the poor thing can't breathe!! Get it out of there, bkw, you meanie!! He takes after me!
p.s from experience I can assure you that you can breathe through the bottom of a glass or bottle. I once saw a raccoon who'd gotten his head stuck in a glass jar (probably from rooting around in somebody's garbage), he was walking around our backyard with it on his head like a martian. Poor thing was gonna starve to death, not being able to get it off... I know, it was funny and sad at the same time. I was between apartments and staying with my parents in their house that had lots of forest around it. I'd just woken up and thought I was hallucinating--I'm all like, "ummm--mom, I just saw a raccoon walking around with a glass jar on its head. I think it's an alien" | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: rdhull said: AnotherLoverToo said: bkw said: AnotherLoverToo said: I get nervous that the poor thing can't breathe!! Get it out of there, bkw, you meanie!! He takes after me!
p.s from experience I can assure you that you can breathe through the bottom of a glass or bottle. I once saw a raccoon who'd gotten his head stuck in a glass jar (probably from rooting around in somebody's garbage), he was walking around our backyard with it on his head like a martian. Poor thing was gonna starve to death, not being able to get it off... I know, it was funny and sad at the same time. I was between apartments and staying with my parents in their house that had lots of forest around it. I'd just woken up and thought I was hallucinating--I'm all like, "ummm--mom, I just saw a raccoon walking around with a glass jar on its head. I think it's an alien" It was prolly Paris Hilton bobbing for the last pickle. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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"Sometimes my litterbox gets that 'not so fresh' feeling"...
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rdhull said: HHe can be laying down and if u come up and bounce on the couch or the bed he loks up with a "mutha fucka are u crazy" look
if u pick him up when he isnt ready or willing he will look at u like "mutha fucka will u put me down" if he sees anpother cat in our yard he will look like "whats that mutha fucka doin in my yard!?" I bet if he could talk the first thing he woild say is...  :LOL: | |
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damn it, i miss my cat... she's been MIA for 5 days now. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: damn it, i miss my cat... she's been MIA for 5 days now.
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: damn it, i miss my cat... she's been MIA for 5 days now.
YOU STOLE MY CAT!??!?!  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cloudbuster said: give her back, catnapper! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cloudbuster said: are you demanding ransom? is she okay? can you hold her up to the phone and let her meow so i know she's okay? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: are you demanding ransom? is she okay? can you hold her up to the phone and let her meow so i know she's okay?
She's...erm, busy right now. | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: are you demanding ransom? is she okay? can you hold her up to the phone and let her meow so i know she's okay?
She's...erm, busy right now. 
what is she doing? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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rdhull said: HHe can be laying down and if u come up and bounce on the couch or the bed he loks up with a "mutha fucka are u crazy" look
if u pick him up when he isnt ready or willing he will look at u like "mutha fucka will u put me down" if he sees anpother cat in our yard he will look like "whats that mutha fucka doin in my yard!?" I bet if he could talk the first thing he woild say is... "Dude! I can talk! I'm sooo much better than all the other cats!" Oh, and then he'd probably say, "Hey Muthafucka! Get me some fucking tuna!" 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: "Sometimes my litterbox gets that 'not so fresh' feeling"...
now that's one 'can't be bothered-just feed me-and leave me alone" looking cat. | |
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