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In each case, think of a good question that could result in the answer provided.



Q1) Why on earth would you want to attend the Grammy's and throw live lizards at the stage?

A1) Because if I didn't, I wouldn't be being true to myself and it would show far too much disrespect to Prince.

Q2) Why did you caress your own left nipple?

A2) Because the moderator's asked me to.

Q3) My Mother likes to slash my elbows with a razor. Would you do that to me?

A3) I wouldn't, but would your Mother really do that?

Q4) What are your views on curry flavoured condoms?

A4) There are far too many Orgers that talk about this. I wish they'd find something else to talk about.

Q5) What's the point of masturbating whilst wearing your next-door neighbour's gardening gloves?

A5) I wouldn't like to comment on althom's nocturnal activities.

Q6) Would you eat nothing but celery for the rest of your life if it meant that Brad and Jen would turn into cactii?

A6) Yes, given the option.

Q7) How does being friendly to Kamille grab you?

A7) If they gave me $1,000,000 then I might consider it.

Q8) Are you related to one of REDFEATHERS 2,349 current sexual partners?

A8) Yes.

Q9) Would you lick another Orger's genital warts?

A9) It depends on whether they'd showered recently or not.

Q10) How do you spell No?

A10) No.

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In each case, think of a good question that could result in the answer provided.


Why are you always sniffing dogs' asses?

A1) Because if I didn't, I wouldn't be being true to myself and it would show far too much disrespect to Prince.

How come you beheaded a goose?

A2) Because the moderator's asked me to.

Would you bake me cookies like my mommy?

A3) I wouldn't, but would your Mother really do that?

You've never addressed the sand dollar incident. Why is that?

A4) There are far too many Orgers that talk about this. I wish they'd find something else to talk about.

What was up with you, althom, and the curling iron last night?

A5) I wouldn't like to comment on althom's nocturnal activities.

Would you ever steal the cherry off of someone else's sundae?

A6) Yes, given the option.

How about off of Prince's sundae?

A7) If they gave me $1,000,000 then I might consider it.

How about off of my sundae, big daddy?

A8) Yes.

Would you date someone from 'american idol'?

A9) It depends on whether they'd showered recently or not.

You like feather dusters?

A10) No.

That's it, I'm off to Paris.

Speak to you all when I get back.

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In each case, think of a good question that could result in the answer provided.



A1) Because if I didn't, I wouldn't be being true to myself and it would show far too much disrespect to Prince.

Q-Would you suck the sweat from Larry Grahams sweat towel if Tina Graham threw it your way?



A2) Because the moderator's asked me to.

Will you pretend to be sexually compulsive to get some orgers to wake up and post?



A3) I wouldn't, but would your Mother really do that?

Would you explain the splendor of penis to your straight sons because they didn't turn out gay like you?



A4) There are far too many Orgers that talk about this. I wish they'd find something else to talk about.

Explain the obsession with fan gaterings all of a sudden



A5) I wouldn't like to comment on althom's nocturnal activities.

Do you think it feels better with or without the dentures?



A6) Yes, given the option.

Would you hack into orgers profiles to create special memorials to yourself?



A7) If they gave me $1,000,000 then I might consider it.

Would you try going straight for 5 minutes



A8) Yes.

Is SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy the bomb?



A9) It depends on whether they'd showered recently or not.

Would you eat off haystacks belly?



A10) No.

Should I behave?

i can't believe no one else has responded to this thread.

jessyMD32781 said:

Likewise.