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The Org's too serious. New joke thread time. Father says to Mother: I caught our son with an S&M magazine.
Mother to Father: Whatever you do, don't spank him!!! | |
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2 old ladies are driving down the street. They come up on a red light and the driver runs it. The passenger thinks to herself "well maybe I thought it was red".
They come upon another red light and the driver runs it. The passenger thinks to herself "I'm sure that light was red" Now she's kind of alarmed thinking of the possibilities of crashing. So the next light she made sure to watch to make sure it was red. Sure enough, they ran that light too. Knowing for a fact that the last light was red she asks her friend "Why do you keep running red lights". Her friend replied "Oh, am I driving?"  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Whoever gave my thread one star:  I don't know if you were rating the joke or the thread but anywho, moving on:
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy!  | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy!  "Climb in my fur." | |
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This guy walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm...
"I'll have a pint of guiness" he says "and one for the road" Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg |
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JimmyNothing said: This guy walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm...
:LOL: I am so thick. I had to read it twice before I got it!"I'll have a pint of guiness" he says "and one for the road" | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Whoever gave my thread one star:
I don't know if you were rating the joke or the thread but anywho, moving on:
A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy!  | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: JimmyNothing said: This guy walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac under his arm...
:LOL: I am so thick. I had to read it twice before I got it!"I'll have a pint of guiness" he says "and one for the road" got ya beat. I had to read it 3 times! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for bees." | |
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"Looka Here, Alice!"  They did WHAT??!.... 
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A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort this young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary is $200,000 a year." The young man said, "You're bullshitting me." The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it." http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just
:SPIT:got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort this young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary is $200,000 a year." The young man said, "You're bullshitting me." The man behind the counter said, "Well you started it." | |
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