What's everybody doing to celebrate my birthday this year?

I will take a giant dump in my employer's toilet in your image... this will both honor you and improve in your looks and scent.

June7 said:

Thanks. It'll be good to know that people are thinking of me during that day. By the way, I was actually born at 5:30 am GMT on that particular day, so I'd like to think that all Orgers will do something amazing at that moment - whether it means getting out of bed at a ludicrous time or not. How about masturbating in my honour at the actual moment I reach 34?

I am gonna twiddle my little finger down the plug hole for a bit

REDFEATHERS said:

Ooh, now that's what I call an honour!

Haystack said:

I havent done that for ages, so i am gonna save it for 28th

Haystack said:

In your honor, I will do the impossible.

I will attempt to take that very artistic dump and masturbate at exactly 5:30 am...

This will no doubt cause my body to be confused over what's coming out of what exit... but will end in a cream covered stinky statue of the birthday boy.

Send me a pic and I'll use it to wack off while singing "Happy Birthday".

LittlePill said:

LittlePill said:

Well, I've never heard such appalling filth...

Well done!

I will give you what for.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I'll give you a jolly good spanking in return, think I won't?

Haystack said:

Hey what about my spanking, I want one too!

Haystack said:

Oooh! I'll make sure U to give U fresh bunch of fives when Ur in hospital.

LittlePill said:

Very well! Spankings all 'round on the 28th. It'll be sore ass city for most folks around here!

So many great ideas, I want a suggestion.

well, i have already send you pics of me nekkid, and shots of my hairy chest, so... how bout i send you actual body hair?

cborgman said:

I'm up for that.

Will you still be attached to it? It would make a difference

IAmTheTouch said:

They don't call me Mr. Cuban Holiday Man for nothing... Or, indeed, at all.

IAmTheTouch said:

And don't think I've not noticed the word astonishing in your sig. That $1,000,000 is winging it's way to you now*
































*NB: This isn't true, actually.

I was planning on baking a cake and eating it in your honour.

Haystack said:

that's the suprise part!

cborgman said:

Can't wait to lose my cock-snot all over your chest!

Haystack said:

:reported:

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Haystack said:

Well, the time's nearly here and you've all had enough time to think of something amazing to do to celebrate my birthday.

So, what will you be doing?