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True... GOD POPULATED the earth with vegetables of all kinds, so that Man would live a long and healthy life.
And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "Want fries with that?" And Man said, "Supersize them!" And Man gained pounds. And God created healthful yogurt, and Satan froze the yogurt, and brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored candy to put on top. And Man gained more pounds. And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV, remote control and potato chips. And Man clutched his remote and ate chips. Satan saw this and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMOs... I am going to London...  | |
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 Nice.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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:LOL: I GOT YA, I GOT YA, I GOT YA PUNKASS! REPEAT | |
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CtheUncanny said: :LOL:
well said!! lol | |
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what about fried chicken was that the arch angel gabriel's doing red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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Christopher will enjoy the Super Size part.  To Sir, with Love | |
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Who created pop tarts? | |
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Anxiety said: Who created pop tarts?
Satan for sure! | |
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| I love it Julie! | |
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Not what I expected, but really funny!!!  vs  __________________________________________________
+++SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID+++ | |
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don't ya just love her... 
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Enlightenment = Freespirit?
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Enlightenment = Freespirit?
yes indeed. | |
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Milty said: Natsume said: Enlightenment = Freespirit?
yes indeed. 
Where have I been?! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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