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What is your most embarrassing moment that comes to mind? Without being to embarrassed tell me your worst experience. Here, I'll start cuz I ain't got no shame in my game. Last year I went to traffic school for 1 day to get a speeding ticket taken off my driving record. The classroom was at least 45 to 50 people deep. The more people the more women to look at. Anyway, I wore my special adidas pants which are sort of like silky sweat pants a lil tight around the groin area with buttons up the sides of each pant leg. I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow. During each hourly break I met more and more of them outside. We talked jib and snacked and aticipated the end of the class to be sooner than later. As the day ended I went to get a drink at the fountain and my special pants somehow got stuck on a chair I was passing by. Low and behold my pants had completely peeled off and there I stood in my Calvin Kleins. I'm lucky I wore underwear or that would have been really interesting. Instead I was the laughing stock of that classroom as well as many more there after I'm sure. Even the teacher laughed.
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PEJ said: I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow.
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Number23 said: PEJ said: I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow.
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PEJ said: Number23 said: PEJ said: I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow.
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Number23 said: PEJ said: Number23 said: PEJ said: I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow.
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PEJ said: Number23 said: PEJ said: Number23 said: PEJ said: I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow.
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It looks like you are the only one that has had an embarrassing moment here. .
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lakshmi said: It looks like you are the only one that has had an embarrassing moment here.
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Got caught havin sex with girl I was seeing by my great grandmother.I was in high school,but man did that suck.She made me breakfast and brought it to me,just opened the door and we were gettin nasty.She screams,drops the food and slams the door,lol. | |
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crazyhorse said: Got caught havin sex with girl I was seeing by my great grandmother.I was in high school,but man did that suck.She made me breakfast and brought it to me,just opened the door and we were gettin nasty.She screams,drops the food and slams the door,lol.
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I walked smack into a wall while trying to impress this girl who worked next door that I was attracted to...needless to say, slamming face-first into drywall isn't THE best way to get a woman's attention... | |
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Byron said: I walked smack into a wall while trying to impress this girl who worked next door that I was attracted to...needless to say, slamming face-first into drywall isn't THE best way to get a woman's attention...
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PEJ said: Without being to embarrassed tell me your worst experience. Here, I'll start cuz I ain't got no shame in my game. Last year I went to traffic school for 1 day to get a speeding ticket taken off my driving record. The classroom was at least 45 to 50 people deep. The more people the more women to look at. Anyway, I wore my special adidas pants which are sort of like silky sweat pants a lil tight around the groin area with buttons up the sides of each pant leg. I noticed a few vixens tryin to get their eyes a fixen on my unit without lettin me catch em but they're too slow. During each hourly break I met more and more of them outside. We talked jib and snacked and aticipated the end of the class to be sooner than later. As the day ended I went to get a drink at the fountain and my special pants somehow got stuck on a chair I was passing by. Low and behold my pants had completely peeled off and there I stood in my Calvin Kleins. I'm lucky I wore underwear or that would have been really interesting. Instead I was the laughing stock of that classroom as well as many more there after I'm sure. Even the teacher laughed.
talk about gettin caught with your pants down... pej u know damn well u made them pants ocme off o purpose though lol "Climb in my fur." | |
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PEJ said: Byron said: I walked smack into a wall while trying to impress this girl who worked next door that I was attracted to...needless to say, slamming face-first into drywall isn't THE best way to get a woman's attention...
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Byron said: I walked smack into a wall while trying to impress this girl who worked next door that I was attracted to...needless to say, slamming face-first into drywall isn't THE best way to get a woman's attention...
I once walked into a parked car lol "Climb in my fur." | |
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Didnt think i had anything to post about...but talkin to another orger i remember one
Around midnight at a club one night..pretty drunk...started dancing with this really hot guy on the dance floor...things got pretty heated and a lil nasty...and clothes ended up removed...got to class the next morning and the professor called me out into the hall, as it turns out he wasnt drunk and remembered dancing with me the night before ...had to face him 3 days a week for the next 2 months but never saw him back in the club I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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BabyGirl said: Didnt think i had anything to post about...but talkin to another orger i remember one
Around midnight at a club one night..pretty drunk...started dancing with this really hot guy on the dance floor...things got pretty heated and a lil nasty...and clothes ended up removed...got to class the next morning and the professor called me out into the hall, as it turns out he wasnt drunk and remembered dancing with me the night before ...had to face him 3 days a week for the next 2 months but never saw him back in the club now thats a coinkidink!!! did you pass the class ? To Sir, with Love | |
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About three mos. ago...
I was in a restaurant with Mom. It was a Friday afternoon, so it was pretty packed. Anyway, i lifted my shirt in the back a bit to fix my bra or somethin, fixed it (so I thought), and started back eatin. Then I got up to go to the bathroom (I'd have to walk past at least 6 tables or more to get to it). In passing, I saw people staring at me as I pass the tables and I look at them like, what the fuck are ya lookin at? So anyway, I did my business and stepped to the sink, washed my hands. Then I just "happened" to look in the mirror on the way out and noticed that my shirt (in the front) was up and my bra and belly button and all were completely showing . I fixed the shirt, ran out of there and zoomed back to out table, put my coat on, and started eatin again. They did WHAT??!....
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kiss85 said: About three mos. ago...
I was in a restaurant with Mom. It was a Friday afternoon, so it was pretty packed. Anyway, i lifted my shirt in the back a bit to fix my bra or somethin, fixed it (so I thought), and started back eatin. Then I got up to go to the bathroom (I'd have to walk past at least 6 tables or more to get to it). In passing, I saw people staring at me as I pass the tables and I look at them like, what the fuck are ya lookin at? So anyway, I did my business and stepped to the sink, washed my hands. Then I just "happened" to look in the mirror on the way out and noticed that my shirt (in the front) was up and my bra and belly button and all were completely showing . I fixed the shirt, ran out of there and zoomed back to out table, put my coat on, and started eatin again. I feel ya on that... i had a similar experience burt wit wasn't my belly button that was showing... To Sir, with Love | |
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- went to work through busy streets and subway stations with my fly wide open more time that I'd like to admit. - regularly miss a button or two in my shirt, especially close to waist; - rarely go to work with my fly open and a couple of undone buttons. | |
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When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL: No hablo espanol,no!
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lilmissmissy said: When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL:
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2the9s said: lilmissmissy said: When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL:
No hablo espanol,no!
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lilmissmissy said: When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL:
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lilmissmissy said: When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL:
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: lilmissmissy said: When i was waiting on a corner for my friend to pick me up...i was wearing a white mini skirt which easily flips up if it's a windy corner...which it was...and i was wearin red g-strings (or thongs) underneath (dont ask me what i was thinking ) and i didn't feel the damn thing flip up cause it's one of those light weight summer skirts...and a bunch of guys came from the back of me...one of them pullin the skirt down for me!!! :LOL:
No hablo espanol,no!
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magnificentsynthesizer667 said: lilmissmissy said: No hablo espanol,no!
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