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Ask Jedimaster, Vol 2: Who would win in a fight between.... Okay Org Geeks, here's another wonderful installment of "Ask Jedimaster". Here's your chance to ask the master of geekdom who would win in a fight between your favorite heroes and villians from sci-fi and comics.
I probably won't get the chance to answer most of these today, so be sure to check back tomorrow for the answers to your questions!!! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Richard Simmons and Rip Taylor!
Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down? | |
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Hulk Vs Superman? | |
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INSATIABLE said: Richard Simmons and Rip Taylor!
Hmmm. Neither is a hero or villian, but they do seem like something out of bad sci-fi, so I'll answer it: Richard Simmons! he's obviously in better shape! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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The Vision and Wonderman! | |
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Paisley said: Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down?
Vader. All he would have to do is use the Jedi mind trick, since Ol' Greenskin is about as weak minded as they come! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Paisley said: Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down?
Vader. All he would have to do is use the Jedi mind trick, since Ol' Greenskin is about as weak minded as they come! :LOL: @ Ol' Greenskin | |
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Marrk said: Hulk Vs Superman?
Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Marrk said: Hulk Vs Superman?
Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down. Interesting. Hulk vs The Thing | |
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ShutItYou said: The Vision and Wonderman!
Hmmm, prior to his conversion to Ionic energy, I'd have said Wonderman would have had his ass handed to him by the Vision. Nowadays, with WM being so powerful, I think he'd ultimately take Vis down (even though I'd root for my favorite android all the way). Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Mork vs Mindy | |
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Marrk said: JediMaster said: Marrk said: Hulk Vs Superman?
Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down. Interesting. Hulk vs The Thing Hulk. Both are brawlers, but the more Thing punched Hulk, the madder Hulk would get (The Thing doesn't have any super-speed, so The Hulk would have time to process all the blows he was taking). Hulk would eventually wear The ever-lovin' blue-eyed FF member down, and knock him out cold! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Paisley said: Mork vs Mindy
Shazbot! Mork, of course. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Sheila E Vs Cat? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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ConjoinedMan? | |
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daned said: Sheila E Vs Cat?
Cain't NOBODY take Sheila down!!! Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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mcmeekle said: ConjoinedMan?
The right side. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Cloak vs. Dagger Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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The incredible shrinking man vs Godzilla! | |
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King Kong vs Godzilla | |
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cynicalman vs. groo? | |
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Dennis The Menace vs Charlie Brown! | |
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Mr. Ed vs Scooby Doo | |
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Shirley from "Whats Happening" vs. Ross from "Night Court" | |
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Your mom and Samwise Gamgee? | |
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JediMaster said: daned said: Sheila E Vs Cat?
Cain't NOBODY take Sheila down!!! DAMNED RIGHT!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Looks like he gave up! | |
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Ohio Lottery Loser Elecia Battle and Ohio Lottery Winner Rebecca Jemison Just somewhere in the middle,
Not too good and not too bad. | |
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Darth Bane vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
“Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?” - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche | |
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