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Cloudbuster said: nasty girls  | |
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Cloudbuster said: 
you are a genius Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said:
you are a genius It's Tom you need to thank.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said:
you are a genius It's Tom you need to thank. TOM, YOU'RE A GENIUS! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cloudbuster said: Actually, I'd like to know where P is about to put his hand. He looks like he's been greasing it up.  | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: nasty girls  They did WHAT??!.... 
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Cloudbuster said: Cloudbuster said: Actually, I'd like to know where P is about to put his hand. He looks like he's been greasing it up.  shes got on her reddish brown wig he likes for her when he  | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: Cloudbuster said: Actually, I'd like to know where P is about to put his hand. He looks like he's been greasing it up. shes got on her reddish brown wig he likes for her when he Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Seriously, who's Joyce??? 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Christopher said: shes got on her reddish brown wig he likes for her when he  | |
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JediMaster said: Seriously, who's Joyce???
kaiser suze's beautiful sister Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I'm seriously gonna buy one. I'll post a picture of me in it when it arrives! | |
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this is rich...
Checklist for keeping your husband happy:
1. Firm and graceful body. what if you're like me: graceful, yet plump?
2. Be at home when he arrives. (If you must work, try to arrange it so you're home first.)
oh dear me...be indoors when the streetlights come on, dear!
3. Clothes, sexy - for your evenings home.
mmm...fuzzy slippers = out. fuck-me pumps = in. 4. Be interested in him and the things he does.
what if my hubby were to be a complete doormat who does nothing except pick his butt? 
5. A good conversationalist.
"darling, are those new bootleggs you just got in the mail?" 
6. A bright smile over morning coffee.
wait...is that smiling before or after the caffeine kicks in? 
7. Nice voice (keep it soft and musical; also a pretty laugh.)
bwaaahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha--ahem--tee-hee. 
8. Excess fat (taboo).
lookin @ my thighs...my belly...my boobage...oh fuck, i'm a walking taboo!!! 
9. Well-set hair (brushed and clean).
well-set, like that one lady with the impenetrable hair in that one thread? 
10. Mentally alert (try reading).
what's this "try" shit? 
11. Pin-curls (if they are a must, pin up after the lights are out and wear a bed cap.)
after the lights are out? ooh, the hubby will be angry with me if he happens to step on a bobby pin that's on the floor, due to me droppin stuff while i'm fixin my hair in the fuckin dark... 
12. Perfume - just for him, when he's home.
why's it gotta be for him? what about me??? (sings) juuust for meee-eee... 13. A regular manucure.
but i don't bite my nails anymore... 14. A weekly pedicure
what, does the guy have an insatiable foot fetish? | |
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i'm gonna get the jimmy swaggart "what the bible says about drugs" t-shirt!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i'm gonna get the jimmy swaggart "what the bible says about drugs" t-shirt! Be sure to show us a picture of you in it! | |
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