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[This message was edited Mon Jan 19 20:25:20 PST 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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Your vibrator has filed for divorse. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Um... Redfeathers. That trunk in your attic -- did you want those skeletons in there? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: Supernova said: While the dogs are chasing cars there are some neighbor's cats chasing rats in your garage...
Yeah, but don't worry: The rats got away through that little vent in the basement laundry room. They're now plowing thru the dogfood... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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What's the smell coming from the bedroom?  | |
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Dogs have eaten your shoes. | |
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Some people are here to talk about your salvation. | |
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Don't worry... O.J. will only be needing the room for a couple months. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Dogs are living in your kitchen. | |
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Your 2 year old is dreaming of Janfriend... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Your 3 year old is impersonating 2the9s in assless pants... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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 Silly me. I could have sworn that was a toilet!Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Your tea pot is whistling! | |
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The cheque is in the mail. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Someone just took something from your mailbox... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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The utility man is here and is gonna shut your lights off. | |
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althom has been teaching your children about hygene. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Remind me, I've got the gas stove on...
I forget! BOOM! | |
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THe health departments on the phone, they need to know the names of all of the people you've had sexual intercourse with, within the last 3 months. | |
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your bed's on fire!!!
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: your bed's on fire!!!
Must've started from all of that friction. | |
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Rent's due cuzzin!!! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: your bed's on fire!!!
Must've started from all of that friction.  From the curtains, via the candle.This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Maybe someone should remind her to check back on this thread too.  | |
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2the9s said: Maybe someone should remind her to check back on this thread too.
Her computer is frozen. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: 2the9s said: Maybe someone should remind her to check back on this thread too.
Her computer is frozen. the utility guy shut off the power. | |
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Funny shit is, I really had the stove burning, and I got a numbewr written on my hand for emergencies! 
Thanx everyone, anyways  | |
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Don't worry. I told your man I was just keeping his side of the bed warm.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Funny shit is, I really had the stove burning, and I got a numbewr written on my hand for emergencies!
Thanx everyone, anyways Please don't let that number be for the Shoe Outlet.  | |
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2the9s said: REDFEATHERS said: Funny shit is, I really had the stove burning, and I got a numbewr written on my hand for emergencies!
Thanx everyone, anyways Please don't let that number be for the Shoe Outlet. wHY NOT? :CONFUSE: | |
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