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Have you ever had a bird>>> poop on you?
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BlissedAgain said: :LOL: that one tears me up every time I see it. :LOL: | |
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Paisley said: BlissedAgain said: :LOL: that one tears me up every time I see it. :LOL: "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: Paisley said: BlissedAgain said: :LOL: that one tears me up every time I see it. :LOL: :LOL: the look on that poor kids face like (why the fuck does this always happen to me) :LOL: | |
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To Sir, with Love | |
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BlissedAgain said: the poor thing... | |
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well, actually yes. many times. but my birds don't mean any harm by it. they're just hanging outr on my shoulder or something and the next thing we know there's been an accident. | |
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XxAxX said: well, actually yes. many times. but my birds don't mean any harm by it. they're just hanging outr on my shoulder or something and the next thing we know there's been an accident.
parakeets? To Sir, with Love | |
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I remember once my friends and I were laughing heartily on a street corner when an large spasimgloop of pigeon feaces - coloured yellow and white with black lumps - traversed the air and shot into Matthew Brannigan's open mouth.
I'd never seen someone instantly projectile vomit through a smile before. Thereafter referred to as Shitbreath, Matthew has now attempted suicide three times. . [This message was edited Wed Jan 14 12:15:13 PST 2004 by Number23] | |
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Number23 said: I remember once my friends and I were laughing heartily on a street corner when an large spasimgloop of pigeon feaces - coloured yellow and white with black lumps - traversed the air and shot into Matthew Brannigan's open mouth.
I'd never seen someone instantly projectile vomit through a smile before. Thereafter referred to as Shitbreath, Matthew has now attempted suicide three times. . [This message was edited Wed Jan 14 12:15:13 PST 2004 by Number23] what a warm, fuzzy story... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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In the UK 'bird' is sometimes slang for girl or woman.
so i'd better just say no, although a seagull did once crap on my head. | |
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Number23 said: I remember once my friends and I were laughing heartily on a street corner when an large spasimgloop of pigeon feaces - coloured yellow and white with black lumps - traversed the air and shot into Matthew Brannigan's open mouth.
I'd never seen someone instantly projectile vomit through a smile before. Thereafter referred to as Shitbreath, Matthew has now attempted suicide three times. . | |
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PEJ said: XxAxX said: well, actually yes. many times. but my birds don't mean any harm by it. they're just hanging outr on my shoulder or something and the next thing we know there's been an accident.
parakeets? cockatiels, actually. the parakeets aren't so tame. actually i just remembered a freaky story. once my mom and i were feeding seagulls along the coast of oregon. a huge flock of seagulls came over to investigate the handout and were hovering in the air overhead, catching pieces of bread we were tossing them. then, about five minutes into this wonderful animal/human bonding experience, it started raining poop. i don't think they were doing it on purpose because birds aren't 'aware' of that the way we are, but for some reason all the seagulls overhead were jettisoning their loads... anyway we went running away. left the bread on the ground for them and ran | |
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i was attacked by a mocking bird in florida
12 times nocked me down along with 7 others it was nesting season and they are a protected species it sucked ceiling fans freaked me out for weeks after it was just like the birds movie | |
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shausler said: i was attacked by a mocking bird in florida
12 times nocked me down along with 7 others it was nesting season and they are a protected species it sucked ceiling fans freaked me out for weeks after BWAHAHAHAA hehehe sorry shausler. birds can be feisty at times. my little parakeets are quite fierce when they're protecting their domain against my marauding (read: changing the newspaper in the cage and refreshing the water) intrusions it was just like the birds movie | |
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when it happened i reported it to the hotel staff
theres nothing we can do they said its a protected species \ whe need permission from the governmnet just to move the nests at the end of the day after i heard tale of 8 others getting attacked i asked them well ??? to wich they replied well we tried to shoot it no joke it chased one of my co workers a quarter mile | |
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XxAxX said: PEJ said: XxAxX said: well, actually yes. many times. but my birds don't mean any harm by it. they're just hanging outr on my shoulder or something and the next thing we know there's been an accident.
parakeets? cockatiels, actually. the parakeets aren't so tame. actually i just remembered a freaky story. once my mom and i were feeding seagulls along the coast of oregon. a huge flock of seagulls came over to investigate the handout and were hovering in the air overhead, catching pieces of bread we were tossing them. then, about five minutes into this wonderful animal/human bonding experience, it started raining poop. i don't think they were doing it on purpose because birds aren't 'aware' of that the way we are, but for some reason all the seagulls overhead were jettisoning their loads... anyway we went running away. left the bread on the ground for them and ran did you get hit? To Sir, with Love | |
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JustinCase said: poop on you?
Many many times. We used to have a tame parakeet twice when I was very young. The first one was extremely tame and could talk perfectly. He even told you his name and address. He use to have it of with the light switch (that's what you get if you tame them) And he especially loved to do air dives at bold people The second one we had was also very tame, he would whistle the same way my father did at exactly the same time my dad would come home. We often opened the door and no one would be there. This one didn't seem to think I had any authority in the house. At dinner table he used to attack me if I tried to touch my cutlery. That's the first time we had to lock him up during daytime. [This message was edited Sat Jan 17 12:10:57 PST 2004 by Whateva] | |
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