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PrintableINSATIABLE said: JDINTERACTIVE said: The last text I recieved is from my mate Dino which reads:
'HI MATE. I HEAR UR BAK IN SHEFF. GD MOVE. WANA COME AND DRINK SOME WHISKY AND SMOKE CIGARS WITH ME SAT NITE'? 
My last three texts: "OMG u ass, Blame it on the rain! XOXO" "Fuckface! :p" ""You're ALWAYS horny! Get laid and shut your big yapper! PS- I see your underwears... pink and blue together? Slut!" 
These are all over a year old. I can't remember what the context is to any of them.
All from the same person?! They sound like a riot! | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: INSATIABLE said: JDINTERACTIVE said: The last text I recieved is from my mate Dino which reads:
'HI MATE. I HEAR UR BAK IN SHEFF. GD MOVE. WANA COME AND DRINK SOME WHISKY AND SMOKE CIGARS WITH ME SAT NITE'?
My last three texts: "OMG u ass, Blame it on the rain! XOXO" "Fuckface! :p" ""You're ALWAYS horny! Get laid and shut your big yapper! PS- I see your underwears... pink and blue together? Slut!"
These are all over a year old. I can't remember what the context is to any of them.
All from the same person?! They sound like a riot! 
They're from all different people. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: JDINTERACTIVE said: INSATIABLE said: JDINTERACTIVE said: The last text I recieved is from my mate Dino which reads:
'HI MATE. I HEAR UR BAK IN SHEFF. GD MOVE. WANA COME AND DRINK SOME WHISKY AND SMOKE CIGARS WITH ME SAT NITE'?
My last three texts: "OMG u ass, Blame it on the rain! XOXO" "Fuckface! :p" ""You're ALWAYS horny! Get laid and shut your big yapper! PS- I see your underwears... pink and blue together? Slut!"
These are all over a year old. I can't remember what the context is to any of them.
All from the same person?! They sound like a riot!
They're from all different people.
two more texts here.. Rachel Mob: The Post Office has issued a new stamp with a Fanny on it for Womens Awareness Week. It has caused a lot of confusion as men are unsure which side to lick. Mum Mob: ANNE SUMMERS LTD. We thank U 4 your recent order. U asked 4 a large red vibrator as pictured in our wall display. Please re-select as this is a fire extinguisher. | |
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althom said: I hate the bloody thing...I don't know how to use it.
 Whats your number so I can send you a text message. I  to use it  | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: I hate the bloody thing...I don't know how to use it.
Whats your number so I can send you a text message. I to use it None of you guys are getting that!  | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: I hate the bloody thing...I don't know how to use it.
Whats your number so I can send you a text message. I to use it None of you guys are getting that! Come on man I wanna spam you with text messages...cause I know you don't know how to use it so therefore you will not be able to respong  | |
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