So men, there u are in a club, bar or pub and u go to the restroom.

U don't want to go in the urinal. No, u want to go in the cubicle, even though u know u're not going to drop your kiddies at the pool.

Sometimes when the cubicles are all occupied u stand there and wait for one to be free, but u feel like a bit of a tit doing it.

Other times u just go to the urinal, but often end up walking out without doing anything because for some reason u can't relax enough to go. As soon as u get back to your seat u feel the need to go return.

If the restroom was empty u know that u could go without any problems.

Why does this happen? U ask yourself sometimes but can't find the answer.

Either this is a truism or a unique psychological insight into my pathetic brain.



Anybody?

aka "pee-shy"


i used to have trouble with it. then i realized... "who gives a fuck?"


plus sometimes you can sneak a peek at your fellow urinators

U'd think it'd be something to do with penis size, but I'm huge!



No seriously, (if u can be on such a thread) is it about self-confidence or what?

the only ones i still won't pee in are the trough kinds, especially the ones in the round, usually found and sports venues. where 50 guys are standing aound a big circular urinal, and looking across the way at each other

AaronAlmighty said:

How's about here in Thailand when u're on an aircon bus down to the islands and u stop at some little roadside gas station and the cubicles have a little hole to shit in. U know, the ones where u don't sit on anything, u just put your two feet either side and squat over the hole.




Why are we talking about this again???

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fauxnewbie said:

sounds like a port-a-potty. they don't bother me.

AaronAlmighty said:

That would suggest it was temporary, but these have probably been around for 40 years of more.

Trust me, u would be bothered!


EDIT: U can orgnote me if u'd like to talk about urination, toilets, styles, types etc.



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[This message was edited Thu Jan 15 0:42:38 PST 2004 by fauxnewbie]

i couldn't once...the urinal was VERY crowded...i was on acid at the time...it was fucked up...i just stood there holding my dick, hallucinating...


ahhh...such fond memories

Bashfull Bladder.

It's fairly common.

I know a guy who can't even go in the cubicles. He just has to wait it out until nobody is around.

I used to have bashful bladder and had to go into the cubicles but that seems to have gone away more as I get older. It still creeps up sometimes though.

because some men have a piercing down there and they sometimes piss like a sprinkler ok ?

Thats why I love Rockne's. They crank up music in their restrooms to drown out the sounds, AND they put todays newspaper in a frame right over the urinal for you to read.

I understand being a bit reluctant to whip it out next to a stanger, but I've never understood not being able to release once you do.

It's not so bad. Plus, as Aaron, mentioned, sometimes you can check out the guy next to you.

i just hate when they want to have a conversation with you... it's kinda wierd to me to be having a casual chat about the weather, the new tim burton movie, or the state of maryland while i have my dick in my hand

cborgman said:

yeah, that's not fun. worse, is the ones who put one hand up on the wall and lean... and then make grunting/sighing noises

cborgman said:

[Flame deleted. --Matt]
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AaronAlmighty said:

that creeps me the hell out.

cborgman said:

stop lyin' lol

I'm not in the least pee-shy. I'm poop-shy though!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh, lord, me too. i cna not do that in a room where other people are