Here's a joke somebody emailed 2 me this morning, I thought it was funny , so i'm gonna share it with you guys.

First Affair:

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their

passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.


Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and

drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b*stard!


You've been playing golf!".
[This message was edited Fri Jan 16 4:22:41 PST 2004 by DigitalLisa]

Cloudbuster said:

shut up

DigitalLisa said:

I think he may have a point there.

you people have no sense of humor, what's the matter the coffe wasn't fresh ?

GOLF!!! HA!!!HE!!!



how's that?

BlissedAgain said:

well it's about damn time

I don't get it!

2the9s said:

maybe it's one of those threads where you get an orgnote telling you that it wasn't meant to be funny, but to act like it was!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Oooohhh Yeeeaaa!

That was a goood one.

Cloudbuster said:

Now that's funny!

Cloudbuster said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

That's me second from the left, bottom row.


I said "bottom".

i have said it before, and i will say it again:

we need a :rimshot: emoticon

Cloudbuster said:

I always knew you were a bottom boy!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Cloudbuster said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

What does that do?

Cloudbuster said:

I'm sure christopher knows

sinisterpentatonic said: