I'm here allready

Thanx Shausler, it's the one year anniversary celebration !

Now did you figure out what character to use, or you just copy/pasted my old entry?

ARGH! I CAN'T GET INTO THIS THREAD!!!

well, i am off to go start a thread asking how to get in... i'll have broken into it within a few minutes!

cborgman said:

- excellent use of the Future II tense, young man!

IAmTheTouch said:

the ladies love my use fo future II tense

AlfofMelmak said:

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Shausie.. Your the best and all.. but i hate these . threads .. they confuse me on how to get in and i try forever to click that damn dot... It almost becomes obsessive!

g spot

where oh where can you b ?

sosgemini said:

YOU CAN'T

shausler said:

:fries:

? So what happens now?

SpcMs said:

I don't get it, whats your point?

Hi!

shausler said:

Yup

WHEN THE GEISHA BROKE MY JONI

The dry cleaner from Des Moines
Mingus vibes through copper pipes
Eufratian figg just grows and ripes
-the fruit of her own jaundice loin

Joni was a tall girl, a grown woman
and a woman's quite a bisquit
even for a strong man-
even with his dick in hand

But I found me a geisha girl
with filthy mouth and swirling pearl
She levitates above my groin
And feeds me to the unborn world

She'll baptise me in her Tsunami
feeds me sushi till I'm sick
Then lingers on forgotten rites
and nibbles on a pinewood stick

Dearest, there's two kinds of blue
-there's Davis and there's Joni
Tell me now, which one you'll choose?

Bruise my nuts and spill my spasms
I've heard that Japanese enigmas
seldom suffer from orgasms

A lunchbox and a perfumed orchid
Barks me like a collared dog
Lies in my herbatious garden
Feeds on morning dew and fog

She tapped me on my fingers tho,
my geisha doesn't like my text
to narrate bout her agony
-so then I tried to flex

She tried to break my Davis records
-even scratched my Joni
But Pumpkin taught me all the chords
I know, it's silly really

And here she comes again, my nurse,
my nemesis, my Zen buddhist
"The Author Of My Own Decline",
I am - on that she still insists.

Amid the rice wine sipping,
she feeds me some more liquorice
untill my head is spinning
and her eyes become my zenith

Proclaiming "Joni's not for you,
she's far too deep to swim in
Please let me libate the wounds
You suffer deep within".

So is this what the original squozen thread was about (a thread that's bloody difficult to get into) ?









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in my underpants.

Hi everyone

mcmeekle said:

btw am I the first newbie to get in?

Whateva said:

Whateva said:

Nope. I'm new and I'm here.

Oooohhh Yeaaa!

AsylumUtopia said:

Darn...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I didn't realize that little dot was a party!



I thought it was shaus being a moody poet again.

Number23 said:

:wOOt:

how do u get into these geometric etc type of threads?

someone should do this over at the club i wonder how they would deal with it

Go on someone i dare u, or tell me how to do it an i will

katt said:

done...