For me it must be the time I fell out of a very high dorm bunkbed and broke my collar bone.

I was quadra-spazzed on a life glug for several weeks.

So, how about u? Any terribly painful moments with stories to go with them?

when a kidney stone crystal went thru my dick hole

This just a few moments ago:

being hit by a car and on my ass for 3 mos w/a broken ankle, collarbone and arm.

2the9s said:

I was 5 years old and I cracked my skull wide open!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Friends gunned the big wheel on you?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Did you remember to pick up the shit that came out of it?

2the9s said:

No I was running around my house and I ran into my dresser and cracked my head right open

bkw said:

OMG you guys I was 5 years old All I remember is my babysitter trying to hide my face so I would not see all the blood and my doctor giving me the shot to numb my head so he could put my head back together so to speak.

2the9s said:

love

I've fallen over many times...physically and metaphorically speaking

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Dont worry, i cracked my head open twice before I was 5 years old and got stitched up. also knocked my front teeth out.

Still, cant see that it's done any damage long term.

goin to the family jamm and wendy sayin "prince isnt here tonight"

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Oh now you are laughing at me too

mrbungle said:

bkw said:

Sooo thats what is wrong wit ya

lilmissmissy said:

2the9s said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Says you!

bkw said:

22 posts already in 15 minutes?

This is doing wonders for my org-esteem.

Oh, and by the way, less of this metaphorical stuff.


I want blood, bone breakage or impalement. Don't say child-birth because most women go through that and it's tired already.

So, whatcha got?


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[This message was edited Wed Jan 14 22:57:11 PST 2004 by fauxnewbie]

fauxnewbie said:

and I just gave u 5 stars--now u should have a boner

rdhull said:

rdhull said:

What do u mean 'now'?

U know, when u use viagra the term boner doesn't mean that much anymore. It's all relative, like in Zen Buddhism. Without 'limp' there'd be no 'boner' and vice-versa.

Please don't try to compartmentalize me and put me into your little categories. I transcend terms like 'boner'.

See? That's some deep, insightful shit right there.

fauxnewbie said:

hit by a car..

When I fell off my bike and fractured my hip last year.. I'd only had the bike for a day too

the infection in one of my balls.

A penis swab

Cracked my head open as a young tyke by running at the swimming baths. It had to be sewed up.

Nothing compared to have that little bit of wire stuck down my dick.

FYI - I was being checked out for my suitability as a sperm donor, not because I'd caught a dose!