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PrintableByron said: lilmissmissy said: Byron said: lilmissmissy said: Byron said: Paisley said: Byron said: lilmissmissy said: Ughhh!!! :OMFG: DAT is DEFINITELY hardcorez
 I hope nothing like that EVER happens to me  Yeah...that is probably my number one spider horror story...lol...When I realized the spider was dangling from my hair, I'm sure I must have looked like I was having a seizure or something on these people's front lawn...  :LOL:You know that "Holy Shit, There's A Bee By My Forehead!!" dance everyone does??...Well, I think what I did was much lower on the down-escalator of ridiculousness... *pictures it* 
... ... ... ... :FALLOFF: Yeah...go ahead and fall off your chair laughing now...  *looks around for any spider webs* *coast is clear* *keeps laughin fallin of the chair* :FALLOFF:   Yeah, I started carrying a can of hair spray with me after that...  Ofcourse u did Byron, ofcourse u did :LOL: No hablo espanol,no! 
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Byron said: lilmissmissy said: Byron said: Actually, I spray Pam non-stick cooking spray on spiders...it keeps them from being able to stick to and climb the walls..
 This must be entertaining for you to watch
I once walked right into a huge stinkin' spider's web one morning...it was still dark out, and I was delivering these door hangers...and the door had huge bushes on each side, and apparently a spider decided to build a web right across the walkway leading to the door...of course, I didn't see the web it being so dark...and I had my Walkman on so I was just lost in the music while walking around doing this mindless work...then suddenly felt that gawd-awful feeling of spider web silk against my face...I jumped back, freaked out...and noticed this big, black "thing" dangling from the top of my forehead...and realized it was a spider... :O You've never seen a grown man look so wussy in all your life...lol...arms flailing, smaking myself in the head with my hands...my heart didn't stop pounding thru my chest for like a year and a half...((shudder)) I'm supposed to be a tough guy but I woulda died. I HATE spiders!! 
That giant spider in ROTK gave me the heeby jeebys. :shudder: . [This message was edited Tue Jan 13 20:44:35 PST 2004 by bkw] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Byron said: lilmissmissy said: Byron said: Actually, I spray Pam non-stick cooking spray on spiders...it keeps them from being able to stick to and climb the walls..
This must be entertaining for you to watch
I once walked right into a huge stinkin' spider's web one morning...it was still dark out, and I was delivering these door hangers...and the door had huge bushes on each side, and apparently a spider decided to build a web right across the walkway leading to the door...of course, I didn't see the web it being so dark...and I had my Walkman on so I was just lost in the music while walking around doing this mindless work...then suddenly felt that gawd-awful feeling of spider web silk against my face...I jumped back, freaked out...and noticed this big, black "thing" dangling from the top of my forehead...and realized it was a spider... :O You've never seen a grown man look so wussy in all your life...lol...arms flailing, smaking myself in the head with my hands...my heart didn't stop pounding thru my chest for like a year and a half...((shudder)) I'm supposed to be a tough guy but I woulda died. I HATE spiders!!
That giant spider in ROTK gave me the heeby jeebys. :shudder: . [This message was edited Tue Jan 13 20:44:35 PST 2004 by bkw] Heeby jeebys is DEFINITELY da word No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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One more... taking a shower, minding your own business, washing your hair (eyes closed)... then... you feel something hit your bareness and slide... and no it was not a soap sud...
yeah, it happened. I am going to London...  | |
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Enlightenment said: One more... taking a shower, minding your own business, washing your hair (eyes closed)... then... you feel something hit your bareness and slide... and no it was not a soap sud...
yeah, it happened. :SHAKE: Oh nooo!!! Okay, that is TOO damn scary!!! Catchin ya when you're most vulnerable  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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Enlightenment said: One more... taking a shower, minding your own business, washing your hair (eyes closed)... then... you feel something hit your bareness and slide... and no it was not a soap sud...
yeah, it happened.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Enlightenment said: One more... taking a shower, minding your own business, washing your hair (eyes closed)... then... you feel something hit your bareness and slide... and no it was not a soap sud...
yeah, it happened.  i am not really living anymore... after that happened.I am going to London... | |
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Enlightenment said: bkw said: Enlightenment said: One more... taking a shower, minding your own business, washing your hair (eyes closed)... then... you feel something hit your bareness and slide... and no it was not a soap sud...
yeah, it happened. i am not really living anymore... after that happened.awww  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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try ir with a lighter and hairspray  ___________________________ every so often I like to reach out and touch myself ..I guess you could say I am agressively horny and all women tell me I am a     pervert... | |
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What's wrong with you people? Why is it fun to destroy life, any life? 
Not at all impressed with any of you that kill little creatures! | |
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Raspberry said: What's wrong with you people? Why is it fun to destroy life, any life?
Not at all impressed with any of you that kill little creatures! co-sign. work on your fears and phobias, and you'll find living in peace with all creatures very rewarding. | |
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lilmissmissy said: lust saliva
:SNEEZE: :GIGGLE: none of your DAMN business | |
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No, but if you pull off their legs from one side of their body, its funny to watch them run around in circles
I have sprayed flies with hairspray though | |
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I have sprayed a spider with everything from Hairspray to Raid to Perfume to Lysol.. ANything that was around at the time those little suckers crossed my path.. YUK!! I hate spiders! The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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REDFEATHERS said: No, but if you pull off their legs from one side of their body, its funny to watch them run around in circles
I have sprayed flies with hairspray though Red.. Isnt' that animal cruelty??? The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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BabyCakes said: REDFEATHERS said: No, but if you pull off their legs from one side of their body, its funny to watch them run around in circles
I have sprayed flies with hairspray though Red.. Isnt' that animal cruelty??? Yes, but so is spraying them with hairspray | |
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REDFEATHERS said: BabyCakes said: REDFEATHERS said: No, but if you pull off their legs from one side of their body, its funny to watch them run around in circles
I have sprayed flies with hairspray though Red.. Isnt' that animal cruelty??? Yes, but so is spraying them with hairspray TRUE.. then again look at everything i have killed them with.. HA! The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
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BabyCakes said: REDFEATHERS said: BabyCakes said: REDFEATHERS said: No, but if you pull off their legs from one side of their body, its funny to watch them run around in circles
I have sprayed flies with hairspray though Red.. Isnt' that animal cruelty??? Yes, but so is spraying them with hairspray TRUE.. then again look at everything i have killed them with.. HA! Exactly! 
At least a half legless spider is still alive Although maybe a bit wobbly on his feet! | |
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I find boiling water to do the trick. | |
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TweetyBird said: I find boiling water to do the trick.
Or chewing gum... | |
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Raspberry said: What's wrong with you people? Why is it fun to destroy life, any life?
Not at all impressed with any of you that kill little creatures! i'm not all impressed at all either!!! i'm with Raspberry. Free the Creepy Crawlies!!! | |
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HotThang69 said: I use to pour salt on snails and I once put a dead snake on my neighbors doorstep, rang the bell and ran like hell.
 badass   They did WHAT??!.... 
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