daned said:

What did this person do that was so awful that doorstep-poopin' seemed the best solution? And didn't your butthole itch and your pants stink from not using toiletpaper?

AnotherLoverToo said:

I'm too sensitive for this shit.

daned said:

Thats gross! lol

Milty said:

Number23 said:

I can appreciate that. I'm just cursed with a practical side, apparently.

daned said:

Weren't there any handily placed dock leaves? they do the trick!

AnotherLoverToo said:

I just prefer to think this kind of thing never happens - especially with girls.

Number23 said:

Daneds a girl?

Marrk said:

Where do you think we lived? Down in the woods?


Actualy, it was Marsden, so you're not far off but no, I went home and wiped my arse.

rdhull said:

Number23 said:

It's all about the Sphincter Control in the end, huh?

rdhull said:

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rdhull said:

Wish I was. Only chance I'd have of getting a pair of tits into my bed 2nite.

AnotherLoverToo said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh Schincter Control...

Number23 said:

Jesus. I'm puking blood.

Number23 said:

"what it feels like for a girl...do u know..what it feels like for a..."-Madonna

rdhull said:

Not personally, but I do want to understand and empathise with the vulnerability a woman must feel during intercourse.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Question 1:-
Not much. I went through a vile phase between the ages of 18 and 21. Maybe it was moving out of home for the first time. Maybe it was the fact that I had a a £40,000 inheritance to prop me up and I couldn't be arsed working. Maybe it was the constant diet of pizza, curry, booze & dope. Maybe it was the fact I wasn't sober between 1994 and 1996 once. Maybe I was just a little twat at the time.

To be honest, there was no justification for it, whatsoever. I've changed so much since then, honestly.

Question 2:-
Probably. I would have been stinking drunk at the time and would then have gone in to my house, up to the bathroom, wiped my arse and then got extremely stoned. My memory of it is extrodinarily vague.

Number23 said:

Ive had a conversation about that before. The vulnerability of sex (that was also seen as sometimes submissiveness and trusting the partner) t [ut oneself in that vulnerable position etc.

daned said:

So, I take it the 40,000 is gone?

rdhull said:

Yeah, there's certainly an unexplored tundra of communication between the fuckee and the fucker.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Yup. But as I inherited it in 1992 and it lasted until 1995, that's good going, isn't it? I mean, £13,333 a year is a better than average salary over here. Some folk tell me I should have invested it or spent it wisely. Fuck that!

Imagine being 17 and being able to go to the pub whenever you wanted? Not having to scrape your pennies together to go out? If I wanted to go out & my mates were too skint, I paid 4 them! Might sound dumb, but when my cash ran out, do you know what happened to those friends? They paid for me to come out with them. Not one of them fucked off, and they are all still close friends to this day and have all more than paid back their generosity.

When it comes to people, I know shit from shinola!

daned said:

As long as you have no regrets, that's all that matters.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Well, I do regret cacking on that old guy's doorstep but apart from that...

I'm actualy in rather good health with only a little bit of a tummy.

daned said:

That's all you need.
Maybe see you in Feb, Ned.

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Number23 said:

You're coming to Dry Bar? I've got to buy you a beer!

daned said:

It depends on how things work out but I think it'd be interesting.
I'll hold you to that beer too, Ned.

This thread KILLED my sides...

Is SHAT a word?

I say SHITTED!