Well a long time ago in a glaxy far away--like in 1990-91...It was summer and I was leaving a friends house to go home 20 miles away...well I had them trunks on... the kind with the netting...

halfway home I had to go really bad..my frined told me to shit at his house but I was like "no!kepoopin at your own home. I mean who likes to poop anywhere else...get real. besides I thought I could hold out till home anyways

so halfway home I just have to pull over to the nearest joint..a jack In Th Box off of Market St...you know th e one Riversiders...

well I go to use the rest room and someone is already in there! And its only one stall...so Im standing in the like..hallway intersection room thats the center of th e dining room, the two batherooms (male and female) and the Jack In The Cra..Box kitchen..sittin there with my stomach being twisted in nots and sweating ..I was dying. The guy evidently was goin poop too. I kept opening th e door to check...I was friggin kneeling down in pain in that middle section..needless to say I pooped some...

when it was my turn of course I releive dmyself...but I also had to tear away at the netting of my trunks even after cleaning it with paper towels etc..I ripped that mug right off and threw it in the trash

a frineds wife says "why didnt u just go in the womens bathroom?"..I didn't because I thought it was against the law and that you could get arrested ..who knew?

My wife , gf at the time said when she was doin my laundry said "why are these shorts with this white line only all across?"..I guess she knew my balls arent that big to bust out no netting so I had to tell her the story...just like I told you..th e world lol (gonna end up regretting it lol)..ah well no I wont lol.

okay here's my answer, no.

PEJ said:

liar! lol

Again! Too much information.

edit/delete button malfunctioning

okay I confess. I had to take a piss test last year and drank this drink called "total eclipse" which waters down your system and masks your urine as long as it's used two hours before the drug test. On the way to get tested I farted,lightly then heavily then I farted so hard I realized I shit my pants.

rdhull said:

don't you dare edit it cuz I didn't just spill my guts er uhm should I say shit for nuttin! :Lol:

I've touched cotton, sure, but I have not full on pooped myself. No, no and no.

"le rdhull est de grands vieux poopypants"

bkw said:

RD, you are a muthafuckin' TRIP!! Just when I think you can't surprise me anymore!! I read the headline and just about choked on my french fry! YOu tryin' ta kill me or something?

((btw--no, I haven't))

Damn, rd, that's nasty as hell.

I've done it only once as an adult; but on purpose, believe it or not...

I was married at the time, and my wife kept messing with me as I was trying to go to sleep one night: singing stupid little nursery rhymes in my ear, tickling me, making fluttery gestures around my head -- you know, elementary school kid-type stuff. I warned her that if she didn't stop, I'd shit all in the bed! (It was the most horrible thing I could think of at the time.) Well, she thought I was BSing, and kept screwing with me and...

She's never ignored a warning like that again.

Lammastide said:

Who had to clean it up?

Lammastide said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

I did. But I let her suffer for a while.
[This message was edited Mon Jan 12 19:39:51 PST 2004 by Lammastide]

Il y a une odeur drôle dans ce fil.

I knew I'd regret clicking on this thread.

My favorite part of the whole thing is: "dontlie"...





((take those damn headphones off, rd!! ))

AnotherLoverToo said:

No I haven't but there are people who have pooped all over the Org.

I can hold it for hours, not like some people (rd) :LOL:

Everyday and I think it's about time for an underwear check.

cool, I just checked my pants and I'm clean, nothing to clean up tonight

mrbungle said:

mrbungle said:

:LOL:

jepman said:

ouch LOL ...Im gonna regret having this deleted withnthat pic pej just posted