It's true... you never know when it will be your time to go. You might suddenly find yourself without a computer, move to a country with no reliable high-speed interner, even be forever banished from Orgland.

That's why I urge all of you to write your will.

I, ___, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to ___ for his/her ___, ___ and ___, at the condition that he/she ___.

I leave my Orgnote archive to ___ for his/her ___, ___ and ___, so that he/she may ___, at the condition that he/she ___.


My body of posts is left to the ___ Museum so that it may ___ my work for generations to come. Let History record that I was a ___, ___ and ___, the likes which are only seen once every ___.

Finally, I leave 10 % of my actual estate to Aerogram for taking the time to prepare this essential document.


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Aerogram said:

I, althom, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to MBGITW for her right to use when she ever wants and to tease Paisley, at the condition that she call 2the9s an idiot at every opportunity.

I leave my Orgnote archive to INSATIABLE for her future use in dealing with 2the9s in calling him an idiot , so that she may have some good material, at the condition that she flames him at every comment he makes.


My body of posts is left to the Australian National Museum so that it may display my work for generations to come. Let History record that I was a gambler, who knew how to fold them and when to walk away, the likes which are only seen once every 100 posts.

Finally, I leave 10 % of my actual estate to Aerogram for taking the time to prepare this essential document.


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i leave everything to


vgallo6


because he is a pure kind soul


to which i have only learned from



peace and love my brother

I, Jessica AKA the most beautiful girl in the world AKA Notorous J, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to Paisley for his/her use and at the condition that he/she replaces it with avatars of Allen Iverson just to annoy the hell out of 2the9s.

I leave my Orgnote archive to Althom for his/her use so that he/she may know what I am saying when I talk, at the condition that he/she learn to use more then just WORD.


My body of posts is left to the org Museum so that it may know my work for generations to come. Let History record that I was and always will be The most beautiful girl in the world the likes which are only seen once in a lifetime.

Finally, I leave 0% of my actual estate to Aerogram for taking the time to prepare this essential document.


The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I couldn't help but notice you omitted the last paragraph leaving me some $$$.

Aerogram said:

i'm poor, dang it.

4get that, I'm taking my org esate with me

DigitalLisa said:

aw c'mon, you gotta leave somethin...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

There's still time to make some $$$, unless you are 60 or something..

I, Chris, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to JDINTERACTIVE for his self-love, (since it is a picture of him) at the condition that he sends me nekkid pics of himself before i die.

I leave my Orgnote archive to Cloudbuster for his/her masturbatory pleasure, so that he/she may have amazing orgnote inspired orgasms, at the condition that he/she not ever make Christopher wear the short skirt again.

My body of posts is left to the AaronFillintheBlank Museum so that it may torture him with positive attitudes for generations of Aaron like cynics to come, and to the Paisley Museum of recycled threads, so she has more stuff to word slightly different and start a new thread about.

Let History record that I was a bastid, a drama queen and the real Jenny from the block, the likes which are only seen once every few minutes.

Finally, I leave 10 cents of my actual estate to Aerogram for taking the time to prepare this essential document.


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Christopher Villanyanavitchskimekkalekkahimekkahineyhoberg
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MY ORG WILL

I, Beverley, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to Paisley for her to use as she sees fit, Jn2 on the condition that he/she fight between themselves for it via org notes - no flaming publicly allowed.

I leave my Orgnote archive to bkw and Althomso that they may share and pass them off as their own in my permanent absence, at the condition that they give Steve Irwin 50 lashes to their fellow country man.


My body of posts is left to the Prince.Org Museum so that it may display and use as an example to make fun of my work for generations to come. Let History record that I was a loved, admired and lead by example, the likes which are only seen once every life time.

Finally, I leave nothing - I am broke of my actual estate to Aerogram for taking the time to prepare this essential document.

BE WARNED: this may not be legally binding since: Each country has their own wills & estates laws. And there were no witnesses present to my signature, I was under duress and coersion, it was not notarized and I was not of sound mind when I did this.

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[This message was edited Mon Jan 12 11:37:41 PST 2004 by luv4u]
[This message was edited Mon Jan 12 11:39:54 PST 2004 by luv4u]

althom said:

Who you leaving all your crack and crack pipes to?

Aerogram said:

Aerogram said:

i'm 60 in org years.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

what is the ratio of org life to regular life?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

No, Dan ... it just feels like it ...

Raspberry said:

I, Aerogram, being as sound of mind as I'll ever get, leave my Org estate to the following individuals under the specific conditions set out in my Will.

I leave my avatar to Aaron for his dry sarcastic self and David Miller-esque side at the condition that he has it tattooed on a body part of his choice (and his own).

I leave my Orgnote archive to Byron for his contemplative, philosophical and allegedly gushy persona, so that he may find more inspirational, contemplative phrases to torture RdHull with..


My body of posts is left to the Museum of Netiquette Dos and Dont so that it may ignore my contribution for generations to come. Let History be written in such a way that only good things are remembered about me .

Finally, I leave nothing of my actual estate to Aerogram since I'll be OrgDead and I already have the money.