Tired of having to count calories? Keeping track on green, yellow and red circles makes you crazy? Jogging and working at the gym is not really your cup of tea? Dieting pills cost too much? The Weight Watchers just want your money? Tired of counting yet more calories? With my new amazing wonder diet a remarkable success can be achieved as swiftly as possible. The basic guideline couldn't be easier than this:

You just don't eat anything.

Yes, that's right. What could be easier than not having to do anything? It's simple, effective and guaranteed to succeed. Hell, you might pass out once in a while, fall down the stairs occasionally, look like a cancer patient, but it's all worth it! A human can go a full four weeks without dying of malnutrition so you dont' have to be afraid of any serious consequences (unless of course you die). So no counting calories with this program, definitely the easiest diet ever. And cheap! (unless you get seriously ill)

I've just lost 18 kilos in just as many days and I'm personally looking forward to get some serious use for my new sexy body now!


You think I'm joking. I'm actually not.

hmmm, sounds good

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Much better than most dieting food anyway.