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PrintableTRON said: Christopher said: TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
 TRON!, i think you should go to a nail place and get your nails and hair did. 
btw howz ian and tracy? ... They're wonderful. Thanks for asking. I've never heard him so happy in all my life. I was gonna start a thread about it, but I thought I'd wait to see if Tracy did first so I don't steal her thunder. they're just too cute arent they? ...i hope tracy has photos for us. | |
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Christopher said: they're just too cute arent they?
...i hope tracy has photos for us. Me too. Although she's ever more camera shy than I am. Maybe she'll share some pics if you put some up of yourself. 
can't spell for shit today edit. [This message was edited Fri Jan 9 6:48:12 PST 2004 by TRON] | |
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TRON said: Christopher said: they're just too cute arent they?
...i hope tracy has photos for us. Me too. Although she's ever more camera shy than I am. Maybe she'll share some pics if you put some up of yourself.
can't spell for shit today edit. [This message was edited Fri Jan 9 6:48:12 PST 2004 by TRON] 
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TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
It takes years of practice, babe... | |
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applekisses said: TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
It takes years of practice, babe... That makes me feel much better. At least I know I'm not a total dunderhead now.  | |
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TRON said: applekisses said: TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
It takes years of practice, babe... That makes me feel much better. At least I know I'm not a total dunderhead now. Nooo...you're not...you just need a girl to do it for you  | |
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applekisses said: TRON said: applekisses said: TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
It takes years of practice, babe... That makes me feel much better. At least I know I'm not a total dunderhead now. Nooo...you're not...you just need a girl to do it for you Maybe I should've waited for my mom. Next time maybe. | |
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For someone who's been acting all his life, you'd think I'd have the hang of this whole makeup thing by now. Nope, not me!! I suck at it big time! Nail-painting? Always looks like shit when I do it. For my upcoming show, I'm getting a makeup artist! No way I'm going to even remotely attempt a job that complex!!! 
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TRON said: applekisses said: TRON said: applekisses said: TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
It takes years of practice, babe... That makes me feel much better. At least I know I'm not a total dunderhead now. Nooo...you're not...you just need a girl to do it for you Maybe I should've waited for my mom. Next time maybe.
Well, if you, Jason and I ever hang out...I'll paint both of your nails | |
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This reminds me of a story!
One day a zen master was having tea with friends at her home in Cambridge when the telephone rang. "Do Buddhas wear toe-nail polish?" a seven yer old caller wanted to know. "Are you wearing toe-nail polish?" the Zen master responded. "YES!" shouted the little girl and, hung up. . [This message was edited Fri Jan 9 13:54:19 PST 2004 by sag10] ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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TRON said: I'm trying to be all glamorous and stuff for the concert tomorrow. But I can't paint my nails for the life of me. It's getting all over my fingers and cuticles. Is there a female coordination gene that I'm missing that allows you to paint nails, flip pancakes and fold fitted sheets without them looking like total shit? This is pissing me off big-time.
Wow,I thought I was the only one in the world who went through hell trying to paint my nails...my hands are too shaky. I DON'T WANT TO BE NORMAL,because normal is part of the status quo,which I don't want to be a part of- Tori Amos | |
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My wife won't let me do her nails... 
but i get to do my 6 yr old daughter! 
btw...I'm sloppy too! It's a guy thing...  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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