Whoever gets the 300th reply on this thread wins a lifetime's supply of cash and will be declared the official Orger of the Decade!!!

And if this thread doesn't reach 300 replies by my birthday on the 28th January, then every single Orger who has read it and hasn't responded to the thread will find themselves making love to Dr Ruth Westheimer's deformed twin sister. Also, if your post is quoted, then you must respond again, otherwise your marriage to Dr Ruth's twin sister (guaranteed if you post and don't respond to a quote of your post) will last your entire lifetime! And that counts for every time your post is quoted!!!

Every time this thread is bumped, a starving giraffe will be saved, so post wisely.

Let's see who gets that all important 300th reply!

Please note: Whoever posts the 301st reply is guaranteed to spend the rest of their lives sexually pleasuring Dr Ruth's Sis.


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[This message was edited Mon Jan 5 11:27:39 PST 2004 by Haystack]

Let's sart the insanity!

1. Or is this 2?

madartista said:

or not.

Well, I've just read this, so I must post.

zero stars.

I'm torn between posting for the prizes.

2the9s said:

Quoted!!!

Reply, or else you know what your fate will bring...

ok lets play hangman

me firt



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shausler said:

quoted.

That's it! 300... Whoo hoo!

I mean... 11

oOoOJulyOoOo said:

Hmm...

Oh yes. quoted

Ha ha, you love Dr Ruth's deformed twin sister!

Haystack said:

Uh oh... I see can see the drawbacks of posting here...

Haystack said:

Can I still have the deformed sister even if I win the cash?

2the9s said:

Well, if you don't post and this thread doesn't reach 300 replies, then you'll have to make lurve to Dr Ruth's deformed twin sister, so it's probably best to post (and it saves at least one giraffe). But then again, if you're quoted, then you have to reply again, otherwise you'll have to get married to Dr Ruth's sister. The choice is yours!!

althom said:

She likes scat, so think carefully before you ask the question.

Haystack said:

Quoted!

Haystack said:

huh?

20

sinisterpentatonic said:

we got a looong way 2 go...

madartista said:

21

althom said:

Eek!!!

sinisterpentatonic said:

Pray we reach 300+, otherwise, there'll be a queue for Dr Ruth's sister from hell!!!

Haystack said:

quoted!

althom said:

I wish I hadn't started this!

Oh yeah, and you're quoted!

Haystack said:

reported

We should embrace Dr Ruth Westheimer's diabolical twin, not turn her into a figure of fun...


P.S. shausler. You're quoted!!! Ha ha, you're going to marry Dr Ruth's twin sister.