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Printabledaned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory. What a shame  .
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Haystack said: daned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory. What a shame .
Still, you did damn good until then. Piss! Fuck! Kippers! I suppose editing is now a moot point now that my little errors have been highlighted twice! 
Don't drink and vowel dodge! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: Haystack said: daned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory. What a shame .
Still, you did damn good until then. Piss! Fuck! Kippers! I suppose editing is now a moot point now that my little errors have been highlighted twice!
Don't drink and vowel dodge! Don't worry about it. My response to your post (and this one) included E's also, so I've fucked up too.  | |
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Fuck It!
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jessyMD32781 Wins!!! | |
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Haystack said: Fuck It!
I did not think you as an org human who quits. Sad... http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Haystack said: jessyMD32781 Wins!!!
Kudos! Bravo!! Bravissimo!!! Four-plus Stars!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: Fuck It!
I did not think you as an org human who quits. Sad... Lack of wanting to know about this string of posts for Haystack. Forward for Haystack, not to hold on to past. Finish for 'Wow!' string of posts? I think so. | |
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daned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory.
I meant to say bug-spray! Throwing things was fine in present tense, but as soon as I started switching tense I was FUCKED "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: daned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory.
I meant to say bug-spray! Throwing things was fine in present tense, but as soon as I started switching tense I was FUCKED I know, I know... You coulda been a contendah! | |
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Haystack said: daned said: daned said: I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory.
I meant to say bug-spray! Throwing things was fine in present tense, but as soon as I started switching tense I was FUCKED I know, I know... You coulda been a contendah! It's a fuggin tragedy. 
If anyone wants me, I'll be at the bar. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Haystack said: Lack of wanting to know about this string of posts for Haystack. Forward for Haystack, not to hold on to past. Finish for 'Wow!' string of posts? I think so.
That's fair. Forward is good. Warm salutations to you! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? 216 words before an 'e' wow... indredible job... i wouldn't bother trying after i saw your post!!! 
you go!! 
[This message was edited Wed Jan 7 15:51:22 PST 2004 by lillith] [This message was edited Wed Jan 7 16:01:46 PST 2004 by lillith] you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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daned said: I was running from a giant anus that could jump up walls. Soon it was gaining but I shat my pants and it hit a stop. I had to throw my pants into a bin but a cop saw that and I had to go to the station. I was found guilty of dirty acts and thrown into jail. I was in prison with psychos, drug-maniacs and a colony of ants that had built an ant hill on council land.
I got on OK with the Hannibals and Crack-loons but an ant had it in for my good soul. I was a church-going kind of guy which got on the ants' tits. I was on my bunk in my barracks and it shot at my balls with a big gun. Thank god it shot past without impact! I got up and put my big foot on it. That fucking taught it. Sadly, this act saw my ass thrown right into solitary. How was I to know about ant rights? Do I look like a hippy solicitor? I ain't a walking law book. Not my damn fault. Fucking bug got what it had coming. Anyway, six months on and I got back to the barracks. What do I find? Two thousand ants with shotguns waiting on my bunk. Shit. On hospital wing I got to good condition in two years only to find the ants had not got told off at all! What kind of fucking world is this? Luckily, an aardvark had got into PCP and run at a cop car. It was still high as it's ass hit the jail floor. It had a big fucking scoff at our barracks. I got out of hospital to find no ants waiting. Burn with Satan, ant-fucks! I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory. 
317 words before the 'e' i think that actually makes YOU the winner... am i mistaken??? you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: jessyMD32781 Wins!!!
Kudos! Bravo!! Bravissimo!!! Four-plus Stars!!!  thanks guys! | |
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lillith said:
317 words before the 'e' i think that actually makes [color=red:07d31dab07:10b2c30c8b]YOU the winner... am i mistaken??? Oooohhh! Haystack? Am I the winner? Am I? Am I?  "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Can't do it. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Can't do it.
What do u talk about? U do it in that post! Good work! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Okay, so I was wrong about my first post. I'll try again.
I don't know why my stomach hurts. My dad and I both own grumpy stomachs but this is just crazy. For four days this stomach I own is acting up. Why isn't it calm as if it was my mom's or cousin's? My cat also has this stomach thing. Today this friggin' animal vomits in pairs on our formica in our cooking room. Talk about gross! Talk about disgusting! As if I don't work with sick cats day in and day out I also must co-inhabit with this cat who chomps too much cat grass and vomits. Yums. I'm glad buddy boy didn't vomit on this postcard I bought today. It's a striking postcard as far as pharmacy postcards go. I wouldn't want to buy it again. So today my mom thinks up this plan that I should go and visit my aunt. Too bad my aunt inhabits a moon that is too far away for a practical visit. A lunar visit is a bitch anyway. So I didn't go to my aunt's moon. But i did visit this cryptic world that I didn't know about until today. Talk about wow! In this cryptic world, my fabulous curls that I was talking about in my last post took on a distinct look. I don't know why this had to occur but now my hair is straight. No curls! But that's what occurs in cryptic worlds. Just as I saw my curls going straight, I saw, of all things, a catdog! Just as on TV! An animal that is both a cat and a dog! I just had to show this to my boss but oopps! Forgot film! Catdog was sniffing my pants and barking and whining. I couldn't stand it so I was trying to walk away. Twirling my now straight hair, I saw thrity black tulips and a burgundy bunny rabbit hopping amongst two big violins. That was odd but to top that I also saw our man in pink in black singing "days of wild". With all "original" words, if you know what I'm saying. I am still in shock. Now I'm back at my mom's and my hair is back to normal and I am so happy! | |
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you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: signatur_s don't count right? To Sir, with Love | |
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