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Printablemcmeekle said: I can't do this! For many hours I try to think of things to post but all of it is shit or has rubbish quality! Can any of you org chaps or assist this slow individual? My brain is starting to hurt now!
I can do push-ups if you want. 
But I doubt that you do. 
Sorry about that last bit! I'm a bit too drunk too post right now! I'd shag you!  | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: Will this string of posts show combustion? A big cry of 'Ooh' from this Org human if it hits fifty-plus posts.
And it has. A big cry from Haystack is now upon us? Look six posts up from your own. | |
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2the9s said: mcmeekle said: I can't do this! For many hours I try to think of things to post but all of it is shit or has rubbish quality! Can any of you org chaps or assist this slow individual? My brain is starting to hurt now!
I can do push-ups if you want.
But I doubt that you do.
Sorry about that last bit! I'm a bit too drunk too post right now! I'd shag you! And a mighty good shag at that! 
(But not in my bottom!  ) | |
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2the9s said: For you know who: SHUT IT!
Wait! No: SHUT IT, GIT!  | |
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Haystack said: madartista said: Haystack said: Will this string of posts show combustion? A big cry of 'Ooh' from this Org human if it hits fifty-plus posts.
And it has. A big cry from Haystack is now upon us? Look six posts up from your own. Alas, it is! I did not find that with my own ocular units. Thank you for pointing it out. And thanks for a good discussion. I must now withdraw. Good night to all and to all a good night. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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mcmeekle said: (But not in my bottom! )Don't post things that do not show truth. As usual, you'd find anal as good as always. That particular act isn't a first for you. | |
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madartista said: Haystack said: madartista said: Haystack said: Will this string of posts show combustion? A big cry of 'Ooh' from this Org human if it hits fifty-plus posts.
And it has. A big cry from Haystack is now upon us? Look six posts up from your own. Alas, it is! I did not find that with my own ocular units. Thank you for pointing it out. And thanks for a good discussion. I must now withdraw. Good night to all and to all a good night. Happy Zzzzing. | |
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Haystack said: mcmeekle said: (But not in my bottom! )Don't post things that do not show truth. As usual, you'd find anal as good as always. That particular act isn't a first for you. Alas, it is a truism that you say with such gusto my good man! I would fib if I said anything contrary. | |
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2the9s said: 2the9s said: For you know who: SHUT IT!
Wait! No: SHUT IT, GIT! Go to Sl**p! | |
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Lleena said: 2the9s said: 2the9s said: For you know who: SHUT IT!
Wait! No: SHUT IT, GIT! Go to Sl**p! And thus again string is kaput.  | |
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2the9s said: Lleena said: 2the9s said: 2the9s said: For you know who: SHUT IT!
Wait! No: SHUT IT, GIT! Go to Sl**p! And thus again string is kaput.  | |
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What an original gimmick for a...damn, I lack a synonym for thr_ad.  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Good job, you!!
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thanks, babe! | |
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This day was good | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Bravo old chap. Your brain must hurt sumthing chronic. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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nah, that was fun. I may do it again. | |
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jessyMD32781 said: thanks, babe!
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2the9s said: jessyMD32781 said: thanks, babe!
wait! that wasn't part of my first post! I wasn't trying to avoid it! | |
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Number23 said: I thought this was about drugs.
Just say yes, kids!  Lol, me too. I got excited for a second there until I read what it was really about! | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Good post. How many hours did you put into that? Did you go through it with painful caution? Congratulations. | |
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Haystack said: jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Good post. How many hours did you put into that? Did you go through it with painful caution? Congratulations. no hours, only a small amount of minutos. I'm good with words. I can't say that about about math though... | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Wow! Fantastic!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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madartista said: jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Wow! Fantastic!!! thank you!  | |
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jessyMD32781 said: madartista said: jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Wow! Fantastic!!! thank you! well, "i just came here to get my jerry springer beads!"...  *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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silverjean said: jessyMD32781 said: madartista said: jessyMD32781 said: Today I had a pain in my cranium. DAMN this sucka hurts. You would think that I would sit without lights, without TV, and without my PC but no, I'm not. I did not want a boring day so I was out and about playing with my dogs and talking with my mom. My mom just got this puppy who is similar to a baby or a small child. This dog will follow you around from room to room and cry if you slip out of his sight! Still, this puppy is a doll and I will miss him.
Right now I am on vacation and visiting my mom for a bit. Just for a portion of my vacation from school. I was lucky that I could stay away from work for so long. I work in an animal hospital and was afraid that my boss wouldn't allow such a long vacation but my boss was cool with it. Mostly, my boss is a good guy, which is a good thing. I had a boss who was a total turdlog but I quit. Quitting is good for your soul. LOL! I also did my hair today and my curls look fabulous! I put carrot oil and an oil spray by Proclaim! in it and I think that is was did the trick. Usually my hair looks "biracial": half straight, half curl, all frizz! But I'm proud of my hair, frizz and all. I was thinking about putting color in it but I am partial to my dark hair. I think I might paint my nails now that my hair looks so good. hmmm...a dark pink may look good with my outfits. Or I might just buff my nails. Who knows. That's all for right now! How's that Haystack? Do I win? Wow! Fantastic!!! thank you! well, "i just came here to get my jerry springer beads!"... what are you talking about? | |
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I will try to post now, but know that this is both difficult and frustrating. Not much additional that I can say at this point... | |
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I was running from a giant anus that could jump up walls. Soon it was gaining but I shat my pants and it hit a stop. I had to throw my pants into a bin but a cop saw that and I had to go to the station. I was found guilty of dirty acts and thrown into jail. I was in prison with psychos, drug-maniacs and a colony of ants that had built an ant hill on council land.
I got on OK with the Hannibals and Crack-loons but an ant had it in for my good soul. I was a church-going kind of guy which got on the ants' tits. I was on my bunk in my barracks and it shot at my balls with a big gun. Thank god it shot past without impact! I got up and put my big foot on it. That fucking taught it. Sadly, this act saw my ass thrown right into solitary. How was I to know about ant rights? Do I look like a hippy solicitor? I ain't a walking law book. Not my damn fault. Fucking bug got what it had coming. Anyway, six months on and I got back to the barracks. What do I find? Two thousand ants with shotguns waiting on my bunk. Shit. On hospital wing I got to good condition in two years only to find the ants had not got told off at all! What kind of fucking world is this? Luckily, an aardvark had got into PCP and run at a cop car. It was still high as it's ass hit the jail floor. It had a big fucking scoff at our barracks. I got out of hospital to find no ants waiting. Burn with Satan, ant-fucks! I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: I was running from a giant anus that could jump up walls. Soon it was gaining but I shat my pants and it hit a stop. I had to throw my pants into a bin but a cop saw that and I had to go to the station. I was found guilty of dirty acts and thrown into jail. I was in prison with psychos, drug-maniacs and a colony of ants that had built an ant hill on council land.
I got on OK with the Hannibals and Crack-loons but an ant had it in for my good soul. I was a church-going kind of guy which got on the ants' tits. I was on my bunk in my barracks and it shot at my balls with a big gun. Thank god it shot past without impact! I got up and put my big foot on it. That fucking taught it. Sadly, this act saw my ass thrown right into solitary. How was I to know about ant rights? Do I look like a hippy solicitor? I ain't a walking law book. Not my damn fault. Fucking bug got what it had coming. Anyway, six months on and I got back to the barracks. What do I find? Two thousand ants with shotguns waiting on my bunk. Shit. On hospital wing I got to good condition in two years only to find the ants had not got told off at all! What kind of fucking world is this? Luckily, an aardvark had got into PCP and run at a cop car. It was still high as it's ass hit the jail floor. It had a big fucking scoff at our barracks. I got out of hospital to find no ants waiting. Burn with Satan, ant-fucks! I got out of jail fourty-six damn months after I threw shitty pants into a bin. I now work at an insect-spray factory.  and in the last sentence too. | |
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