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JediMaster

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Ask Jedimaster, Vol 2: Who would win in a fight between....

Okay Org Geeks, here's another wonderful installment of "Ask Jedimaster". Here's your chance to ask the master of geekdom who would win in a fight between your favorite heroes and villians from sci-fi and comics.

I probably won't get the chance to answer most of these today, so be sure to check back tomorrow for the answers to your questions!!!
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #1 posted 01/06/04 2:36pm

INSATIABLE

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Richard Simmons and Rip Taylor!


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Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #2 posted 01/06/04 2:37pm

Paisley

Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down?
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Reply #3 posted 01/06/04 2:37pm

Marrk

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Hulk Vs Superman?
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Reply #4 posted 01/06/04 2:37pm

JediMaster

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INSATIABLE said:

Richard Simmons and Rip Taylor!


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Hmmm. Neither is a hero or villian, but they do seem like something out of bad sci-fi, so I'll answer it:

Richard Simmons! he's obviously in better shape!
jedi

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Reply #5 posted 01/06/04 2:38pm

ShutItYou

The Vision and Wonderman!
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Reply #6 posted 01/06/04 2:38pm

JediMaster

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Paisley said:

Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down?


Vader. All he would have to do is use the Jedi mind trick, since Ol' Greenskin is about as weak minded as they come!
jedi

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Reply #7 posted 01/06/04 2:39pm

Paisley

JediMaster said:

Paisley said:

Who would win if Darth Vader and The Hulk threw down?


Vader. All he would have to do is use the Jedi mind trick, since Ol' Greenskin is about as weak minded as they come!

:LOL: @ Ol' Greenskin
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Reply #8 posted 01/06/04 2:40pm

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Marrk said:

Hulk Vs Superman?


Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down.
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #9 posted 01/06/04 2:42pm

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JediMaster said:

Marrk said:

Hulk Vs Superman?


Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down.


Interesting.hmm

Hulk vs The Thing
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Reply #10 posted 01/06/04 2:42pm

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ShutItYou said:

The Vision and Wonderman!


Hmmm, prior to his conversion to Ionic energy, I'd have said Wonderman would have had his ass handed to him by the Vision. Nowadays, with WM being so powerful, I think he'd ultimately take Vis down (even though I'd root for my favorite android all the way).
jedi

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Reply #11 posted 01/06/04 2:42pm

Paisley

Mork vs Mindy
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Reply #12 posted 01/06/04 2:44pm

JediMaster

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Marrk said:

JediMaster said:

Marrk said:

Hulk Vs Superman?


Good One!!! Superman, for the simple reason that he's faster, smarter and stronger than the Hulk. Supes would just keep hitting him at Super-speed until Hulkie fell down.


Interesting.hmm

Hulk vs The Thing


Hulk. Both are brawlers, but the more Thing punched Hulk, the madder Hulk would get (The Thing doesn't have any super-speed, so The Hulk would have time to process all the blows he was taking). Hulk would eventually wear The ever-lovin' blue-eyed FF member down, and knock him out cold!
jedi

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Reply #13 posted 01/06/04 2:45pm

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Paisley said:

Mork vs Mindy


Shazbot! Mork, of course.
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Reply #14 posted 01/06/04 2:45pm

daned

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Sheila E Vs Cat?
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #15 posted 01/06/04 2:45pm

mcmeekle

ConjoinedMan?
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Reply #16 posted 01/06/04 2:45pm

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daned said:

Sheila E Vs Cat?


Cain't NOBODY take Sheila down!!!
jedi

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Reply #17 posted 01/06/04 2:46pm

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mcmeekle said:

ConjoinedMan?


The right side.
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #18 posted 01/06/04 2:56pm

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Cloak vs. Dagger
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #19 posted 01/06/04 3:15pm

Lleena

The incredible shrinking man vs Godzilla!
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Paisley

King Kong vs Godzilla
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Reply #21 posted 01/06/04 3:16pm

Handclapsfinga
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cynicalman vs. groo? biggrin
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Reply #22 posted 01/06/04 3:26pm

Lleena

Dennis The Menace vs Charlie Brown!
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Paisley

Mr. Ed vs Scooby Doo
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Reply #24 posted 01/06/04 3:33pm

crazyhorse

Shirley from "Whats Happening" vs. Ross from "Night Court"
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Reply #25 posted 01/06/04 3:55pm

uglybrowneyes

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Your mom and Samwise Gamgee?
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Reply #26 posted 01/06/04 8:44pm

PurpleJedi

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JediMaster said:

daned said:

Sheila E Vs Cat?

Cain't NOBODY take Sheila down!!!



DAMNED RIGHT!!!
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #27 posted 01/07/04 2:23am

Marrk

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Looks like he gave up!
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Reply #28 posted 01/07/04 5:50am

KeithyT

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Ohio Lottery Loser Elecia Battle and Ohio Lottery Winner Rebecca Jemison
Just somewhere in the middle,
Not too good and not too bad.
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Reply #29 posted 01/07/04 6:10am

Neversin

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Darth Bane vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Neversin.
O(+>NIИ<+)O

“Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?”

- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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