1. She's fat

2. I'm hungry, go cook me something to eat

3. Where's my clean clothes

4. I didn't notice your new hair style


Those are just a few examples, what else can you think of? :LOL:
[This message was edited Sun Jan 4 15:31:33 PST 2004 by Paisley]

do you mean fat or PHAT?

You smell funny!

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

FAT

Phat is one of Althoms favorite words, but I can not tell why cause its a secret :Shh:

You look awful!

althom said:

Looking a bit fat there!

Althom, you are so not going to be next year's favourite orger.

Milty said:

I agree

YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT TURD, GO AND MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH BITCH.

Never say that to a woman. EVER.

Spookymuffin said:

WEll damn!!! That just tops it all!

Spookymuffin said:

(writing this down in case I forget...)

Paisley said:

Byron said:

that's not funny

Byron said:

also to add:

-you need a walloping
-from now on, you do as I say
-i like to keep my options open

hehe..

I am having a deja vu about this thread...

When u Married me you signed a Contract permitting me to beat the shit out of you whenever the hell I want, now lie down bitch and take it like a man.

Spookymuffin said:

Oh now that's just wrong :LOL:

Paisley said:

Muahahaha, u caught me feelin evil.

Spookymuffin said:

You have finally answered the question I have been wondering: how in the world a muffin could be spooky.

AnotherLoverToo said:

Ya see, there was reason behind my madness, i tell no lies - that's how i came up with the name.

Now for another:

Never say "IF YOU ASK FOR A FUCKING CUP OF TEA ONE MORE TIME I WILL POKE YOUR EYES OUT AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ANUS. NOW TRY AND ASK FOR A DIVORCE BIYATCH" to a woman, because she mite actually ask for a divorce.

crazyhorse said: