Number23 said:

brute honesty

i like that

Number23 said:

Even gems like "Insatiable" can come from a slumpy album.

Don't even go there!

Lleena said:

"We hear he can save our people! Please take us to him"

INSATIABLE said:

I actually like the sentiment of Walk Don't Walk and Insatiable's great too, I admit.
Sorry honey.

Lleena said:

he is simply wonderful--scrumdelicious lol

rdhull said:

scrumtrelescent even!

Supernova said:

Our fate is in your hands

Number23 said:

Walk Don't Walk =






I'm eating ice cream and you're not!

INSATIABLE said:

"We have so many decvices to try out. Take us to this Orger you call 2the9s"

INSATIABLE said:

I'm drinking Tennants Lager and .
You're almost certainly not.

Lleena said:

"Our leader wants to smell him. We want to trade kryptonite candy for muumuus."

It wasn't me, that's for sure. Between authoring a general television theory and reminding people there are penalties for not owning a copy of Purple Rain, not to mention my busy gay lifestyle, I simply don't have time to vote down threads anymore.

INSATIABLE said:

"We hear he smells like fermented Cheese and Onion potato chips."

Number23 said:

Good call. I've tried neither. Yet.

Lleena said:

"What is this avatar obsession we keep hearing about? Is it true he never leaves his computer chair? Does he cut a hole in the middle to excrete waste?"

INSATIABLE said:

"Is it true his waste product is toxic enough to blow a hole in the Ozone layer 10 miles wide."

Lleena said:

"And can you confirm the rumor that he is seriously the first successful patient to have survived the attachment of eight breasts? And that he nurses kittens with them?"

INSATIABLE said:

Well, I'd certainly volunteer to corrupt you.

INSATIABLE said:

"He is a most fascinating specimen, one who's like we have never encountered before, and we have made numerous visits to your planet. We intend to transport him and his kittens back to our planet."

Number23 said:

That's actually quite tempting.

More than you know.

INSATIABLE said:

Stop teasing me.

Lleena said:

"We hope you don't mind the other specimens we've collected from his quarters: his toenail collection, the "Hillbilly Hookers" video in his Beta player, bits and pieces of the compost heap at the foot of his bed, the compass he uses to pop his blackheads, and the dried-up deodorant cakes that fall out of his armpits when he dances to the soft-rock radio station."

Number23 said:

I'm not, sir!

:O

INSATIABLE said:

Well, let's not waste any more precious time.
Get the first flight over.

Number23 said:

Stop teasing me.

INSATIABLE said:

"It seems your 2the9s is lurking, we intend to capture him with our supersonic sniffing device. Lock on to the device my second in command, we sense his presence is near. Oh my god, the device has exploded, he must smell stronger than we anticipated."

INSATIABLE said:

Well, they do say imitation's the purest form of flattery.
I'm not teasing. Come and we'll bring some colour into our grey existance.

Lleena said:

"Kreepla-Damn-It, our forcefield has diminished and the main reactor is going into overdrive! Blargon, for Kreepla's sake, cool down the jets! We're not going to make it! My tentacles! MY TENTACLES!!! AARRRGG..."

Lleena said:

:LOL:

The 1 stars make for a pretty constellation on the Org.