This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother 9s here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, a demon named Larry Graham appeared... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:

"Create the best thread in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and 9s, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."

And we made a thread about the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best thread in the World, it was The Best thread in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast called Larry was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And Larry Graham was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest thread in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest thread in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest thread in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' thread the greatest song in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the thread we made on that fateful night... it didn't actually go anything like this thread.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

tenacious d fans will get it... everyone else...

I've heard tales of this thread ...well I've heard one tale ...well actually it was more of a song than a tale ...actually it was what you just posted.

say what *hic* now?!

KeithyT said:

2the9s went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man
Creatin' a thread and playing it hot
And 2the9s jumped up on a hickony stump
And said, "cborg" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a thread maker too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you made pretty good threads,boy
But give 2the9s his due
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
Cause I think I'm better than you
Cborg said "My name's Chris
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny raising up your bow
And rate your threads hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And 2the9s deals in avatars
And if you win
You get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, 2the9s gets your soul
2the9s opened up his case
And he said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his finger tips
As he clicked on "create new topic"
And he started that thread in the GD
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this



When 2the9s finished cborg said
Well you're, pretty good old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

*Fire on the mountain, run boys run
The devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the break pan picking at dough
Gloria Estefan does your dog bite? no child no

2the9s bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid those 5 stars
On the ground at cborg's feet
Cborg said "9s just come on back
If you ever want to try again
Cause I told you once, you son of bitch
I'm the best that's ever been!"
[This message was edited Wed Dec 31 7:41:40 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

2the9s said:

particularly loved the gloria estefen reference

cborgman said:

"i want your souls, beeyotches!"

cborgman said:

That's exactly what I was gonna say. Great work, u guys!