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Vote.... ...for the weirdest freakin' story of 2003.
#1 In June, a federal judge unsealed the results of an investigation into Pennsylvania State Police misconduct, listing 89 incidents, including one involving a trooper in Rockview, Pa., who was accused of defecating on another trooper at a party, of inserting a carrot into his rear end and eating part of it, then passing gas and shooting the carrot out. (Now there’s a neat trick... ) 2. William W. Bresler Jr., 56, was taken for psychiatric evaluation after he tried to rob a National City Bank of exactly one cent (Westerville, Ohio, March). (Here’s ...knock yerself out.) 3. Anthony Scott Ward, 40, and Melissa Coleman, 27, were arrested in Prestonburg, Ky., following a Memorial Day incident at a playground (with kids nearby), in which Coleman was bound face down on a picnic table, being paddled by Ward with a boat oar, in what authorities described as consensual "foreplay." Police recovered a cache of bondage items from the couple, including ceremonial hoods, handcuffs, prosthetic sexual tools, ropes, chains, collars, clamps, vibrating devices, lubricants and a cattle prod. (Hold up...cattle prod?? :O ) 4. On June 15, according to Dr. Chittaranjan Maity (the medical education director of the state of West Bengal), a 13-year-old boy began producing quarter-inch-long winged beetles in his urine after eggs hatched in his body. (Where’s that “Holy Shit!” emoticon when you really need it...) 5. In Easton, Pa., in July, Robert Peters Sr., 47, became the latest man to be acquitted of indecent exposure by convincing a jury that his penis is too small to have been seen by the complaining witness. A woman testified that she had seen "3 inches" of erect penis beyond the bottom of his shorts while he was working in her home, but via photographs and a brief trouser-dropping in the courtroom, Peters convinced the jury that he is very modestly endowed and that she must have seen something else. (All together, now... ) Cast your votes now... | |
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number 4 cos the poor guy had no control over that. the others were just degenerates How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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I'm goin' with #4, too...cuz that would have just freaked me right the hell out. :O | |
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Byron said: I'm goin' with #4, too...cuz that would have just freaked me right the hell out. :O
if i had beetles flying out when i was peeing i'd just die on the spot How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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Hey!...Who voted my thread one shmeasly star??...(probably some beetle-peeing lowlife...) | |
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I'll have to go with ... To Sir, with Love | |
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Byron said: Hey!...Who voted my thread one shmeasly star??...(probably some beetle-peeing lowlife...)
Someone's been voting every thread 1 star for a few days now. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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ermmm this one tickled my fancy
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daned said: Byron said: Hey!...Who voted my thread one shmeasly star??...(probably some beetle-peeing lowlife...)
Someone's been voting every thread 1 star for a few days now. Well, someone needs to get out more often...lol (and here comes the avalanche of 1-star ratings now...) | |
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