Exaple 1:

I'm on my 5th hour of listening to the same goddamn Michael Bolton CD that the lady in the office next to me has been playing on repeat ALL DAY since I got here.

No wonder she's single.

Exaple 2:

Some rotten b$%*# would not let me get over into the right lane yesterday, she kept pacing my car, causing me to miss my exit and go 20 minutes out of my way to get back to where I needed to be.

Normally when people pull crap like this I follow them back to wherever theyre going, riding their bumper, just to make them nervous as hell. But in this case, I obviously couldnt.

So the next time she gets a flat tire or someone hits her car, she can thank me, I wished it on her. LOL.

Example 3:

The guy in the apartment next to me works late, comes home each night around 12-12:30 and watches movies with loud bombs exploding, tires squealing, and people screaming. All in glorious surround sound that shakes the pictures on my walls. Then he claps and cheers along with it all.

Example 4:

I can never go through a checkout line without the person in front of me turning it into some huge ordeal with price checks, credit cards not being accepted, telling their whole life story to the cashier, etc...


Wasnt there some Micheal Douglas movie or somethin where the dude just snapped? LOLOL...

oh, lord yes. sometimes i amaze myself at how much i can smile at them and keep myself from yelling.

cborgman said:

I'm gonna carry a carton of eggs with me everywhere I go, and when someone does something to piss me off, I'm just going to egg them. It's non-violent, and somewhat funny too. LOL

Tom said:

i used to wanna do stuff like that. now i just take jopy in knowing karma will do something to them far better than i can dream up.

but i do still occasionally like to offend the christians who call me and end conversations with "god bless" by responding "vishnu says hi" or "satan loves ya"

Only if you allow them the pleasure of pissing you off.

You need to just laugh at peoples ignorance sometimes...

I feel for you with the Michael Bolton CD.. Dont get mad, just play something you like over an over again.. It will make you feel better..

And as far as driving.. I can sooo relate.. There is NOTHING worse.. than stupid drivers.. The best is when people are driving up your ass, then cut you off to drive (or shall we say crawl) 10 mph in front of you!

Stay calm..

Tom said:

Called Falling Down.


I'm sorry, but gawd that Michael Bolton story is disconcerting. I almost couldn't read any further.

cborgman said:

bananacologne said:

they tend to miss the irony of it... it's not my fault they are so closed minded.

theres always an asshole

Tom said:

Oh, my! Michael Bolton? I just made a topic about him a few days ago. He should be hit with some bricks!

cborgman said:

lmao