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Man Injects Himself With Petroleum Jelly To Enlarge His Penis Remember this name…Cosmil Deliu.
Cosmil Deliu, 25, a Romanian man wanted nothing more in this world than to celebrate getting out of prison with a marathon sex session. Cosmil had heard from fellow inmates that petroleum jelly was good for sex. Well, that must have been all he heard about petroleum jelly, because of what he then did with that little piece of information. Cosmil, whose name should go down in infamy obviously misunderstood something, because he then took a needle and injected himself with petroleum jelly to enlarge his penis. Doctors say Cosmil injected himself no less than six times causing his penis to grow to a length of 20 centimeters and a width of 9 centimeters (limp), but his little petroleum “experiment” was noticed by correction officers when Cosmil collapsed screaming in pain. Cosmil is in a hospital in Tirgu Jiu while doctors decide how to relieve his acute pain. 8D | |
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Ouch!!!  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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Damn now that's what I call a sticky situation  | |
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some have other methods To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said:
some have other methods 
for real... | |
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That is sheer desparation... yikes! 
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Oh come on, which one of us hasn't done this before now? | |
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Haystack said: Oh come on, which one of us hasn't done this before now?
I guess that includes you Haystack??? C'mon fess up.
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well, if you massage the outside of your penis with petroleum jelly, it will grow larger. otherwise known as masturbation  | |
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Tom said: well, if you massage the outside of your penis with petroleum jelly, it will grow larger. otherwise known as masturbation
poor guy must've gotten it all backwards...  | |
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