Who would win in a fight, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, or the Wolf-Man (here's a hint, hairy one would be my bitch when its all said and done!!!)

TheGillman said:

Pretty sure the creature would. Don't know what the result would be if you added in Abbot And Costello.

Whateva said:

Well, here's my speculation;

If she gets hit with an ACTUAL solar flare, she would be burned to a crisp as with anything else.

If she just receives the radiation emitted from a solar flare, then she'd probably orgasm.

Since u r so C-A-T smart . . . answer me these questions.

1. If Luke didn't return to Dagobah until after he saved Han Solo from Jabba The Hutt, and Yoda then told him he needed no other training than to beat his daddy, then how did he get so nice with his between the end of Ep V and the beginning of Ep VI? Did he learn himself up?

2. Why come Obi-Wan and Yoda disappeared when they died, and Qui-Gon and the Jedi who perished in the first Clone War battle did not?

HERE'S A FEW MORE STAR WARS RELATED QUESTIONS...

If you're up for it.

1. Count Dooku could whup Lord Vader's ass. True or false?

2. Why does Vader prance around like Palpatine's biatch and mumble "Obi-Wan has taught you well" ad nauseum in RoJ? He appeared so malevolent in SW and ESB. :SIGH:

3. How on earth was Anakin seduced by the Emperor?? Judging by the lousy methods ol' craggle face employed to 'seduce' Luke it's a wonder he had anyone working for him.

4. How does the Emperor shoot those electric sparks from his finger tips? Can only Dark Jedi do this?

5. Does Lord Vader fart, and would the gadgets on his chest armour filter out the methane?

Cheers!!!

My two kobo

1. If Luke didn't return to Dagobah until after he saved Han Solo from Jabba The Hutt, and Yoda then told him he needed no other training than to beat his daddy, then how did he get so nice with his between the end of Ep V and the beginning of Ep VI? Did he learn himself up?

Luke had received the basic training from Yoda and Ben. Most of the years that Jedi spend as padawans is perfecting the skills they learned in childhood. There is also the implication that Luke was actually exceptionally powerful in the Force, perhaps moreso than even his father.

In the novel Shadows Of The Empire, we also learn that between ESB and ROTJ, Luke returned to Ben's home on Tatooine and found holocrons and books about Jedi training. He used these to perfect his skills even further.

2. Why come Obi-Wan and Yoda disappeared when they died, and Qui-Gon and the Jedi who perished in the first Clone War battle did not?

Supposedly, we are going to learn the answer to this in Episode III. The first hint of all this is in Episode II, when Yoda is meditating and senses Anakin's slaughtering of the Tusken Raiders.If you listen closely, you can hear the voice of Qui Gon crying out "Anakin! No!!". In the novelization, Yoda remarks that he should not have been able to sense Qui Gon at all, since he was gone, now one with the Force. I think this all has to do with the Force being "out of balance", and the Jedi starting to realise that they can retain their conciousness after death. Keep in mind, as well, that Obi-Wan and Yoda where neither one killed in combat, but actually chose to "ascend" (in Episode IV, Obi-Wan disappears before Vader's lightsaber actually touches him).

PurpleJedi said:

Thanks smartass At least you've seen them

1. Count Dooku could whup Lord Vader's ass. True or false?

False

2. Why does Vader prance around like Palpatine's biatch and mumble "Obi-Wan has taught you well" ad nauseum in RoJ? He appeared so malevolent in SW and ESB. :SIGH:

The effect of seeing his son, and reality that he was probably going to either corrupt him, or destroy him had started to sink in. Vader's long buried humanity was, at last, starting to resurface.

3. How on earth was Anakin seduced by the Emperor?? Judging by the lousy methods ol' craggle face employed to 'seduce' Luke it's a wonder he had anyone working for him.

The answer is forthcoming in Episode III, but I think we already have some clues in Episode I and II. Palpatine has been telling young Anakin just how great and powerful he is, and how he doesn't need the Jedi, etc. Anakin is young & arrogant, and Palpatine is exploiting that. With Luke, he didn't have the arrogance to exploit, so he thought he would play off of his self doubt and sense of destiny. Obviously, Palpatine himself had gotten overly-confident by that time, and that becomes his downfall

4. How does the Emperor shoot those electric sparks from his finger tips? Can only Dark Jedi do this?

All Force users can use the "Force Lightening", but Jedi are taught not to use it, since it is a weapon generated from anger. The Sith have no problem with this, thus they use it freely. Jedi, especially powerful ones like Yoda, know all about this weapon, and are taught to defend against it, even if they don't weild it themselves (Obi-Wan had learned to draw it into his Lightsaber, as we saw in Episode II).


5. Does Lord Vader fart, and would the gadgets on his chest armour filter out the methane?

I'm sure Vader cuts one out of his "dark side" every now and then. His breathing apparaus would filter out the methane, so I guess the Dark Lord cannot sample his own product!

JediMaster said:

I think that the thing with his mother in Ep II was manufactured by Palpatine to draw Anakin to his darker impulses, just as the capture of the Falcon clique and subsequent torture of the crew on Bespin in Ep V was orchestrated by Vader to lure Luke into a confrontation.