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Reply #180 posted 12/29/03 2:05pm

2the9s

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


But how would Daredevil read the words? He's blind!
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Reply #181 posted 12/29/03 2:06pm

cborgman

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


falloff

Just the idea of Hulk singing "I will survive" is hysterical!!!


the great part is almost any song sng by a woman would be hysterical if the hulk sings it.

"YOU MAKE HULK FEEL! YOU MAKE HULK FEEL! YOU MAKE HULK FEEL LIE A NATURAL WOMAN!"
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #182 posted 12/29/03 2:07pm

cborgman

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2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


But how would Daredevil read the words? He's blind!


believe it or not, most people don't read the words at karaoke. i don't... but then i only sing songs i know really well.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #183 posted 12/29/03 2:08pm

2the9s

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


But how would Daredevil read the words? He's blind!


believe it or not, most people don't read the words at karaoke. i don't... but then i only sing songs i know really well.


And what? You think Matt Murdock knows the words to Hilary Duff songs?

C'mon now!
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Reply #184 posted 12/29/03 2:13pm

JediMaster

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cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!


he is pretty yummy, even if he does have the goofiest vehicle ever, comprable only with wonderwoman's invisible jet.

actually, the superhero i mad lusted after as a kid was collosus...


Are you aware that, in the Ultimate universe, Collosus is gay, and has a crush on Wolverine? (seriously!)



wow, i missed that. was that the universe mojo came from and longshot fell into?


No. The Ultimate Marvel Universe is a new imprint at Marvel featuring their classic characters in a new continuity, updating them for the 21st century. So far, the books are Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate X-Men & The Ultimates(which is the Ultimate Universe Avengers). Ultimate Fantastic Four is the next book scheduled to make an appearance. The books are actually quite good. Check out the trades, if you get a chance.
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Reply #185 posted 12/29/03 2:14pm

cborgman

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2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


But how would Daredevil read the words? He's blind!


believe it or not, most people don't read the words at karaoke. i don't... but then i only sing songs i know really well.


And what? You think Matt Murdock knows the words to Hilary Duff songs?

C'mon now!

actually, after thinking about it more, the hulk would win simply because most karoake competition audiences vote for big drunken louts who just get up there and make big asses out of themselves anyway.
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Reply #186 posted 12/29/03 2:16pm

cborgman

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!


he is pretty yummy, even if he does have the goofiest vehicle ever, comprable only with wonderwoman's invisible jet.

actually, the superhero i mad lusted after as a kid was collosus...


Are you aware that, in the Ultimate universe, Collosus is gay, and has a crush on Wolverine? (seriously!)



wow, i missed that. was that the universe mojo came from and longshot fell into?


No. The Ultimate Marvel Universe is a new imprint at Marvel featuring their classic characters in a new continuity, updating them for the 21st century. So far, the books are Ultimate Spider-Man, Ultimate X-Men & The Ultimates(which is the Ultimate Universe Avengers). Ultimate Fantastic Four is the next book scheduled to make an appearance. The books are actually quite good. Check out the trades, if you get a chance.

i will look for the ultimate x-men one. i think i saw it at barnes and nobles once
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Reply #187 posted 12/29/03 2:20pm

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star star star star star

Is it true that in Startrek only our own milky-way galaxy is explored and in Star Wars they explored about anything there is?
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Reply #188 posted 12/29/03 2:43pm

LittlePill

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JediMaster said:

LittlePill said:

Why the fuck do they mix the scifi with the horror DVDs at the video store? And who should I kill to punish them for it?


I agree its stupid, but as I understand it its because of the overlap between the two (like the film Alien. Is it Sci-fi? Horror? Well, its both, so they feel like the two belong together) Truly stupid, but that's the reasoning.

OK, and who do I kill? You missed that part.
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Reply #189 posted 12/29/03 3:36pm

PEJ

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cborgman said:

jepman said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?





I can answer that question but I won't. biggrin


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no, no ... answer! i wanna hear!

for some reason my brain is stuck on the sex lives of superheroes and on gloria estefan today.





okay because you were a big marvel fanboy as a kid biggrin
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Reply #190 posted 12/29/03 7:02pm

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ALL HAIL THE GREAT JEDIMASTER!!!

You are THE man.

Here's my Q:

Who would YOU cast to play these characters in live-action films...?

Ironman
Dr. Strange
Aquaman
Dazzler
The Wonder Twins
The Wasp
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #191 posted 12/30/03 2:31am

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What was the name of the computer in Blake's 7 ?
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Reply #192 posted 12/30/03 7:54am

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If the Lord of the Rings Elves are immortal, how can they be killed in battle?
Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #193 posted 12/30/03 7:58am

Whateva

Lammastide said:

If the Lord of the Rings Elves are immortal, how can they be killed in battle?


I can answer that.
They are immortal in the natural way (live forever). They however can be killed in battle or accident.
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Reply #194 posted 12/30/03 8:20am

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Whateva said:

Lammastide said:

If the Lord of the Rings Elves are immortal, how can they be killed in battle?


I can answer that.
They are immortal in the natural way (live forever). They however can be killed in battle or accident.

Ahh... so resistant to aging, sickness, etc? Thanks.
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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #195 posted 12/30/03 5:42pm

Whateva

Lammastide said:

Whateva said:

Lammastide said:

If the Lord of the Rings Elves are immortal, how can they be killed in battle?


I can answer that.
They are immortal in the natural way (live forever). They however can be killed in battle or accident.

Ahh... so resistant to aging, sickness, etc? Thanks.
[This message was edited Tue Dec 30 8:21:29 PST 2003 by Lammastide]

Your welcome wink
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Reply #196 posted 01/02/04 9:30pm

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Whateva said:

Lammastide said:

If the Lord of the Rings Elves are immortal, how can they be killed in battle?


I can answer that.
They are immortal in the natural way (live forever). They however can be killed in battle or accident.



Actually...they can also die from a broken heart (according to the book).
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #197 posted 01/05/04 5:44am

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Sorry I've been MIA. Lots has been going on. Now to get caught up on your questions...
jedi

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Reply #198 posted 01/05/04 5:45am

JediMaster

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LittlePill said:

JediMaster said:

LittlePill said:

Why the fuck do they mix the scifi with the horror DVDs at the video store? And who should I kill to punish them for it?


I agree its stupid, but as I understand it its because of the overlap between the two (like the film Alien. Is it Sci-fi? Horror? Well, its both, so they feel like the two belong together) Truly stupid, but that's the reasoning.

OK, and who do I kill? You missed that part.


Ummm, howzabout thechronic? He deserves your wrath!
jedi

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Reply #199 posted 01/05/04 5:47am

JediMaster

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dawn74 said:

star star star star star

Is it true that in Startrek only our own milky-way galaxy is explored and in Star Wars they explored about anything there is?


Star Trek is only in our own Milky Way galaxy.


The events in Star Wars all occur in the same galaxy, which is much smaller than our own and far far away.
[This message was edited Mon Jan 5 5:48:18 PST 2004 by JediMaster]
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Reply #200 posted 01/05/04 6:24am

JediMaster

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PurpleJedi said:

[color=red:7a2235e3f9:6d8f7fd86a]ALL HAIL THE GREAT JEDIMASTER!!!

You are THE man.

Here's my Q:

Who would YOU cast to play these characters in live-action films...?

Ironman
Dr. Strange
Aquaman
Dazzler
The Wonder Twins
The Wasp


Iron Man: Colin Farrel (He has that cockiness about him)

Dr. Strange: Jonny Depp (He is good in the more offbeat roles)

Aquaman: Jude Law (He has the swimmer physique, and I'm picturing more of the silver-age version)

Dazzler: Probably an unknown girl in her twenties, with the pipes to go with the character

The Wonder Twins: lol Just the idea of a Wonder Twins film is hilarious!!! Ummm, howabout that nerdy guy from the OC and Kristen Kreaux?

The Wasp- I'd go with the Ultimate universe version, and cast Kelly Hu.
jedi

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Reply #201 posted 01/05/04 6:25am

JediMaster

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AlfofMelmak said:

What was the name of the computer in Blake's 7 ?


I haven't watched Blakes 7 in about 20 years. let me get back to you on that one.
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Reply #202 posted 01/05/04 6:49am

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I think it was called : Zen
You don't scare me; i got kids
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Reply #203 posted 01/05/04 6:51am

LittlePill

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JediMaster said:

LittlePill said:

JediMaster said:

LittlePill said:

Why the fuck do they mix the scifi with the horror DVDs at the video store? And who should I kill to punish them for it?


I agree its stupid, but as I understand it its because of the overlap between the two (like the film Alien. Is it Sci-fi? Horror? Well, its both, so they feel like the two belong together) Truly stupid, but that's the reasoning.

OK, and who do I kill? You missed that part.


Ummm, howzabout thechronic? He deserves your wrath!


Where can I find him?
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Reply #204 posted 01/05/04 7:12am

JediMaster

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AlfofMelmak said:

I think it was called : Zen


Hey! That sounds right! Man, I haven't even thought about that show in sooo long!
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Reply #205 posted 01/05/04 7:44am

Whateva

What happens to Zhaan when she gets hit by solarflairs? giggle

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Reply #206 posted 01/05/04 8:10am

JediMaster

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2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


But how would Daredevil read the words? He's blind!


believe it or not, most people don't read the words at karaoke. i don't... but then i only sing songs i know really well.


And what? You think Matt Murdock knows the words to Hilary Duff songs?

C'mon now!


Something tells me that Matt wouldn't listen to Hillary Duff. I picture Matt singing stuff by the Doors, for some reason.

Still can't get the image of The Hulk singing karaoke out of my head. Imagine him singing country songs!

"BLAME IT ALL ON HULK'S ROOTS, HULK SHOW UP IN BOOTS AND SMASH PUNY HUMAN'S AFFAIR..."
jedi

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Reply #207 posted 01/05/04 8:13am

JediMaster

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Whateva said:

What happens to Zhaan when she gets hit by solarflairs? giggle

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Actually, I've never seen the show boxed

I just got cable recently, and a friend of mine keeps promising to lend me the DVDs, but has yet to come through.
jedi

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Reply #208 posted 01/06/04 5:37am

Whateva

JediMaster said:

Whateva said:

What happens to Zhaan when she gets hit by solarflairs? giggle

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[This message was edited Mon Jan 5 8:05:14 PST 2004 by Whateva]


Actually, I've never seen the show boxed

I just got cable recently, and a friend of mine keeps promising to lend me the DVDs, but has yet to come through.


In that case, anybody else knows the answer, or should I tell.

comfort I am soo sorry for U nana mr.green it realy was/is the best ever. I have them all ripped from the net. I can watch them whenever I like.
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Reply #209 posted 01/06/04 6:44am

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Whateva said:

JediMaster said:

Whateva said:

What happens to Zhaan when she gets hit by solarflairs? giggle

picture edit
[This message was edited Mon Jan 5 8:05:14 PST 2004 by Whateva]


Actually, I've never seen the show boxed

I just got cable recently, and a friend of mine keeps promising to lend me the DVDs, but has yet to come through.


In that case, anybody else knows the answer, or should I tell.

comfort I am soo sorry for U nana mr.green it realy was/is the best ever. I have them all ripped from the net. I can watch them whenever I like.


Go ahead and tell. I defer to your wisdom on all things Farscape!
jedi

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