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Reply #150 posted 12/29/03 1:30pm

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why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?
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Reply #151 posted 12/29/03 1:31pm

2the9s

Is Futurama based on a true story?
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Reply #152 posted 12/29/03 1:31pm

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JediMaster said:

PEJ said:

(there are 137 replies on this thread so if I ask a question that has been asked forgive me for not overlooking all of the previous questions)






QUESTION: Will the actors from the first three films SW EMPIRE & RETURN of the JEDI come back for the last three films if and when they are ever filmed?


As I understand it, there are no plans to do the last three films. If they were going to do them, Mark would probably return, Carrie might, Harrison would most definitely not.





Why would Harrison not? I'm sure they'd pay him well.
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Reply #153 posted 12/29/03 1:31pm

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2the9s said:

Could Sea Biscuit beat Mr Ed in a race?

(Don't know if this qualifies as either sci-fi or superhero... confused )


Yes. Seabiscuit is a race horse, while Mr. Ed just sits around all day giving Wilbur advice. Mr. Ed could beat Francis the Talking Mule, however!
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Reply #154 posted 12/29/03 1:34pm

2the9s

Why don't my porn filters work with the X-men?
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Reply #155 posted 12/29/03 1:35pm

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cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.
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Reply #156 posted 12/29/03 1:36pm

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2the9s said:

Is Futurama based on a true story?


Not yet, anyway. It is set in the future, ya know!
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Reply #157 posted 12/29/03 1:37pm

2the9s

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?
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Reply #158 posted 12/29/03 1:38pm

JediMaster

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jepman said:

JediMaster said:

PEJ said:

(there are 137 replies on this thread so if I ask a question that has been asked forgive me for not overlooking all of the previous questions)






QUESTION: Will the actors from the first three films SW EMPIRE & RETURN of the JEDI come back for the last three films if and when they are ever filmed?


As I understand it, there are no plans to do the last three films. If they were going to do them, Mark would probably return, Carrie might, Harrison would most definitely not.





Why would Harrison not? I'm sure they'd pay him well.


He's said many times, even recently, that he wants nothing to do with Star Wars anymore. He only returned for ROTJ because he was contractually bound. He even tried to concince Lucas to kill Han off, so he wouldn't have to do the third film!!! For some weird reason, he's not too fond of Han.
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Reply #159 posted 12/29/03 1:38pm

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2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?





I can answer that question but I won't. biggrin
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Reply #160 posted 12/29/03 1:40pm

2the9s

If they were really "Lost in Space" how come there were cameras there?
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Reply #161 posted 12/29/03 1:40pm

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LittlePill said:

Why the fuck do they mix the scifi with the horror DVDs at the video store? And who should I kill to punish them for it?


I agree its stupid, but as I understand it its because of the overlap between the two (like the film Alien. Is it Sci-fi? Horror? Well, its both, so they feel like the two belong together) Truly stupid, but that's the reasoning.
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Reply #162 posted 12/29/03 1:41pm

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2the9s said:

Why don't my porn filters work with the X-men?


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Ummm, 'cuz its not porn???
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Reply #163 posted 12/29/03 1:41pm

cborgman

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


i was a big marvel fanboy as a kid.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #164 posted 12/29/03 1:41pm

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2the9s said:

Is Futurama based on a true story?

rolleyes
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Reply #165 posted 12/29/03 1:42pm

2the9s

Why wasn't Harry Martinson's Aniara made into an opera?
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Reply #166 posted 12/29/03 1:43pm

JediMaster

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2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!
jedi

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Reply #167 posted 12/29/03 1:44pm

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2the9s said:

Why wasn't Harry Martinson's Aniara made into an opera?


'cuz it didn't have any fat ladies???
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Reply #168 posted 12/29/03 1:44pm

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jepman said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?





I can answer that question but I won't. biggrin


giggle

no, no ... answer! i wanna hear!

for some reason my brain is stuck on the sex lives of superheroes and on gloria estefan today.
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Reply #169 posted 12/29/03 1:45pm

2the9s

Who would win in a hog-calling contest, Black Bolt or Banshee?
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Reply #170 posted 12/29/03 1:45pm

2the9s

JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

Why wasn't Harry Martinson's Aniara made into an opera?


'cuz it didn't have any fat ladies???


Ah ha! I got you! It was!
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Reply #171 posted 12/29/03 1:46pm

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JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!


he is pretty yummy, even if he does have the goofiest vehicle ever, comprable only with wonderwoman's invisible jet.

actually, the superhero i mad lusted after as a kid was collosus...
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Reply #172 posted 12/29/03 1:52pm

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2the9s said:

If they were really "Lost in Space" how come there were cameras there?


'Cuz Dr. Smith planted them all over the ship, silly!
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Reply #173 posted 12/29/03 1:53pm

2the9s

How come we sometimes see Cyclops flying a plane? That motherfucker must have NO depth perception!
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Reply #174 posted 12/29/03 1:58pm

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2the9s said:

Who would win in a hog-calling contest, Black Bolt or Banshee?


Banshee, but by default. Black Bolt dare not compete, since he would accidentlly kill the judges (not to mention the hogs).
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Reply #175 posted 12/29/03 2:01pm

2the9s

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?
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Reply #176 posted 12/29/03 2:02pm

JediMaster

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cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!


he is pretty yummy, even if he does have the goofiest vehicle ever, comprable only with wonderwoman's invisible jet.

actually, the superhero i mad lusted after as a kid was collosus...


Are you aware that, in the Ultimate universe, Collosus is gay, and has a crush on Wolverine? (seriously!)
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Reply #177 posted 12/29/03 2:03pm

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2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"
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Reply #178 posted 12/29/03 2:03pm

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

2the9s said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

why is the silver surfer silver? and is it just a coating or is he that same material all throughout? and when he cums is it white or silver?


Good fanboy question!!! Silver Surfer's body was transformed into that substance (at least externally) when he became the hearald of Galactus. The substance is something concocted by Galactus's "Power Cosmic", and is pretty freaking strong.

Now, how the guy would pee or screw is beyond me, considering his dick is covered over by the stuff. Seems to me a surfboard for outer space is a pretty crummy trade for a decent sex life.


Follow up question, if I may: why is cborgman so interested in Silver Surfer's cum color?


'cuz Cborgman's a gay guy who really likes shiny things? (I'm stabbing in the dark here). To him, the Silver Surfer is perfect, 'cuz he's a shiny, naked man!


he is pretty yummy, even if he does have the goofiest vehicle ever, comprable only with wonderwoman's invisible jet.

actually, the superhero i mad lusted after as a kid was collosus...


Are you aware that, in the Ultimate universe, Collosus is gay, and has a crush on Wolverine? (seriously!)



wow, i missed that. was that the universe mojo came from and longshot fell into?
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Reply #179 posted 12/29/03 2:04pm

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cborgman said:

2the9s said:

Who would win in a Karaoke contest, Daredevil or the Hulk?


oh, lord i can answer that one... daredevil. the hulk can't even speak in proper sentences, and has an astoundingly bad voice.

"AT FIRST HULK 'FRAID... HULK PETRIFIED... KEPT THINKING HULK COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY HULK'S SIDE"


falloff

Just the idea of Hulk singing "I will survive" is hysterical!!!
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