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Reply #90 posted 12/29/03 11:18am

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Ardeo said:

would you agree that Event Horizon is an underated movie?


No. It might have been if the studio hadn't taken 45 minutes out of the film. Since the uncut version has never been released, we may never know if this film was truly brilliant, or just an attempt to cross two Kubrick films )2001 and The Shining).
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Reply #91 posted 12/29/03 11:19am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Is commander Adama still a virgin ?


No. Apollo and Zach are his sons.
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Reply #92 posted 12/29/03 11:19am

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2the9s said:

Does Thor ever just kick back and watch the Simple Life?


No
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Reply #93 posted 12/29/03 11:20am

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2the9s said:

What color does the Hulk pee?


Blue. Yellow and blue make green, dontcha know?
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Reply #94 posted 12/29/03 11:21am

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Ardeo said:

R2D2 Vs Twiki & Gary Coleman





who'd win???

R2, of course.
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Reply #95 posted 12/29/03 11:23am

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If PlasticMan, Elongated Man, and Mr Fantastic had a taffy pull, would that issue get the Approval of the Comic's Code?
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Reply #96 posted 12/29/03 11:26am

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2the9s said:

If PlasticMan, Elongated Man, and Mr Fantastic had a taffy pull, would that issue get the Approval of the Comic's Code?


I knew I should have stayed away from this thread. rolleyes
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Reply #97 posted 12/29/03 11:29am

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Could Matter-Eater Lad from the Teen Titans eat Wonder Woman's lasso? And if so, why would he?

Could he eat at Jack-in-the-Box?
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Reply #98 posted 12/29/03 11:29am

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Marrk said:

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Marrk said:

Why didn't R2D2 ever use his rockets in the original trilogy?


The warranty had expired, and they no longer worked. R2D2, by the time of TOT, is an outdated model, and his parts are hard to come by.


Aaah, i see! thumbs up!

Here's another, in your opinion, if all the DC and Marvel superbeings (hero or villain) duked it out, who would emerge victorious?


This one's tough. I'm going to cop out and suggest reading the current JLA/Avengers mini-series for some of the answers.
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Reply #99 posted 12/29/03 11:29am

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hey! he skipped my question about Lleena!!

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Reply #100 posted 12/29/03 11:31am

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teller said:

What would happen if you randomly pressed all those buttons on Darth Vader's chest? Would his breahting apparatus go nuts on him or what?

confuse


I would hope that it was protected better than that. I've always assumed that those were for adjusting the apparatus to different atmospheres (i.e. to keep certain gasses out).
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Reply #101 posted 12/29/03 11:32am

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Lleena said:

WAs R2D2 Prince in disguise?


No. Wicket the Ewok was.
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Reply #102 posted 12/29/03 11:33am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Why doesn't Magneto make a fortune on the beach ?


He's too obsessed with Mutants ruling the earth. He COULD make a fourtune, but he just wouldn't (for that matter, he could just go rip off the door of a bank vault).
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Reply #103 posted 12/29/03 11:33am

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2the9s said:

Is Harry Potter related to Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life?


No
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Reply #104 posted 12/29/03 11:34am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Does the evil witch of the West have anything to do with Oceana ?


They're cousins.
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Reply #105 posted 12/29/03 11:35am

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cborgman said:

if iceman and the human torch had sex, would their powers destroy one another?


eek
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Reply #106 posted 12/29/03 11:35am

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Is the force with me?


Yes.
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Reply #107 posted 12/29/03 11:36am

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2the9s said:

Why doesn't Superman quit his day job?






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He wants to earn money fair and square.
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Reply #108 posted 12/29/03 11:36am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Is Mr.Ed truly the first alien filmed on earth ?


No. He's a talking horse, not an alien.
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Reply #109 posted 12/29/03 11:37am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Choose the cornier :
" I Have The Powerrr " - He-Man
" I just don't have the power cap'ain " - Scotty


He-Man
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Reply #110 posted 12/29/03 11:37am

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Ardeo said:

are most sci-fi fans overweight less than attractive 40-something men that live with their mother's?


Strangley enough, many are. Not most, but many.
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Reply #111 posted 12/29/03 11:38am

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2the9s said:

Why doesn't the Green Arrow buy a gun?


'Cause he's the Green ARROW! Not the Green Bullet!
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Reply #112 posted 12/29/03 11:39am

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jn2 said:

where is dr manhattan is going at the end of the watchmen?


Away.
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Reply #113 posted 12/29/03 11:39am

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2the9s said:

Can subyduby beat Chuckie?


No
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Reply #114 posted 12/29/03 11:40am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Is "the flying dutchman" referring to his bowel problems ?


No.
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Reply #115 posted 12/29/03 11:42am

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2the9s said:

Can you diagram a sentence for me of Bleep's? (the creature that the girls meet in Josie and the Pussycats in Outerspace)


No. It is considered quite rude in Bleep culture to diagram their sentences. I would not want to offend one and cause an inter-galactic incident.
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Reply #116 posted 12/29/03 11:42am

Ardeo

do u still feel like answering questions?
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Reply #117 posted 12/29/03 11:43am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Do you think D'Argo uses his facial tentacles during sex ? :eww:


Most definitely.
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Reply #118 posted 12/29/03 11:43am

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

if iceman and the human torch had sex, would their powers destroy one another?


eek


well, think about it. not so much about the sex as the power of ice and fire combined. one of em would definately die.
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Reply #119 posted 12/29/03 11:44am

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2the9s said:

If PlasticMan, Elongated Man, and Mr Fantastic had a taffy pull, would that issue get the Approval of the Comic's Code?


That would be a Vertigo/Max crossover, for sure.
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