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Reply #60 posted 12/29/03 10:32am

AlfofMelmak

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Why doesn't Magneto make a fortune on the beach ?
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Reply #61 posted 12/29/03 10:32am

2the9s

Is Harry Potter related to Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life?
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Reply #62 posted 12/29/03 10:33am

AlfofMelmak

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Does the evil witch of the West have anything to do with Oceana ?
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Reply #63 posted 12/29/03 10:34am

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if iceman and the human torch had sex, would their powers destroy one another?
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Reply #64 posted 12/29/03 10:34am

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cborgman said:

AlfofMelmak said:

Who agrees that "Make it so" is a real turn off whilst standing naked in front of your significant other ?


falloff


Tried that by any chance chris ? wink
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Reply #65 posted 12/29/03 10:36am

2the9s

Why doesn't Superman quit his day job?






superman
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Reply #66 posted 12/29/03 10:36am

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AlfofMelmak said:

cborgman said:

AlfofMelmak said:

Who agrees that "Make it so" is a real turn off whilst standing naked in front of your significant other ?


falloff


Tried that by any chance chris ? wink


not yet, but i am gonna just to see.
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Reply #67 posted 12/29/03 10:36am

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Is Mr.Ed truly the first alien filmed on earth ?
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Reply #68 posted 12/29/03 10:36am

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Is the force with me?
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Reply #69 posted 12/29/03 10:39am

AlfofMelmak

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Choose the cornier :
" I Have The Powerrr " - He-Man
" I just don't have the power cap'ain " - Scotty
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Reply #70 posted 12/29/03 10:40am

Ardeo

are most sci-fi fans overweight less than attractive 40-something men that live with their mother's?
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Reply #71 posted 12/29/03 10:41am

2the9s

Why doesn't the Green Arrow buy a gun?
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Reply #72 posted 12/29/03 10:41am

Ardeo

Ardeo said:

are most sci-fi fans overweight less than attractive 40-something men that live with their mother's?



not according to this chick in the middle horny

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Reply #73 posted 12/29/03 10:41am

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Ardeo said:

are most sci-fi fans overweight less than attractive 40-something men that live with their mother's?


Hey ! evil
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Reply #74 posted 12/29/03 10:43am

2the9s

The Thing: boxers or briefs?

Oh wait. Never mind. That one's obvious.
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Reply #75 posted 12/29/03 10:46am

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Robin Hood : Would a career in dance be better suited with such smashing tights ?
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Reply #76 posted 12/29/03 10:49am

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where is dr manhattan is going at the end of the watchmen?
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Reply #77 posted 12/29/03 10:51am

2the9s

Can subyduby beat Chuckie?
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Reply #78 posted 12/29/03 10:51am

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Is "the flying dutchman" referring to his bowel problems ?
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Reply #79 posted 12/29/03 10:58am

2the9s

Can you diagram a sentence for me of Bleep's? (the creature that the girls meet in Josie and the Pussycats in Outerspace)
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Reply #80 posted 12/29/03 11:09am

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Ardeo said:

Jem'hadar

Borg

Species 8472

Terminators

Predators

Aliens

etc...

if they all joined forces could anyone stop them?


Since you are combining the forces from several different universes, then I have to say that yes, they could be stopped by a combining of these forces:

The Avengers
The Justice League
The X-Men
The Teen Titans
The Federation
The Jedi
The New Republic
The Colonial Marines
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Reply #81 posted 12/29/03 11:10am

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2the9s said:

Is the SwampThing allergic to chia pets?


No
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Reply #82 posted 12/29/03 11:13am

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2the9s said:

At what point does the food that the Invisible Woman eats becaome invisible itself? You know what I mean?

I was going to ask about her clothes, but those brainiacs at Marvel answered that and so much more with that unstable molecule shit!


The second that she picks it up. Susan Storm-Richards generates a field, that she can use to manipulate light around her (this is the same field that she can use as force-projectiles, or as a force field, or even to "levitate" herself). The second that she picked something up (unless she controlled it to do otherwise, her field would extend to the object in her had, causing it to become invisible.
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Reply #83 posted 12/29/03 11:14am

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AlfofMelmak said:

Do you think that Zaphod Beeblebrox may win from Superman in a drinking contest ?


Absolutely. Zaphod would have a much better tolerance than Supes.
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Reply #84 posted 12/29/03 11:14am

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2the9s said:

Would Mr Mxyplyx's username in an AOL chat be something like "Gary"?


No
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Reply #85 posted 12/29/03 11:15am

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teller said:

If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, then what's the question?


"What is 41 plus 1?"
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Reply #86 posted 12/29/03 11:15am

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2the9s said:

Is the opposite of a Klingon a Klingoff?


A non-static Klingon.
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Reply #87 posted 12/29/03 11:16am

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JediMaster said:

teller said:

If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, then what's the question?


"What is 41 plus 1?"

lol
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Reply #88 posted 12/29/03 11:16am

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Do you think D'Argo uses his facial tentacles during sex ? :eww:
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Reply #89 posted 12/29/03 11:16am

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2the9s said:

What is Princess Leia's time of the month?


The second week, usually just before the damned weekend!
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