Wayne Collings, 53, went into the hospital for a penal enhancement. What he left with was a dick two thirds shorter, deformed and permanently erect. All this because he wanted to add 3 fucking centimeters to his dick.

Way to weigh all the pros and cons Wayne.

Now Wayne is suing Sydney, Australia plastic surgeon, Dr Peter Haertsch, for allegedly failing to warn him of the risks involved in the procedure carried out four years ago.

I don’t think Dr. Haertsch’s problem was not warning Wayne about the dangers of the procedure, he was pretty dead set on getting his 3 centimeteres. The problem was failing to warn Wayne that he learned how to perform the procedure at the same place he got his medical license, by selling “talking teeth” and “phony arm casts” from a “Captain O” ad he cut out from the back of a comic book.

If you think you have heard the worst of it, you should know better. Just having a deformed cock isn’t enough to get mentioned in Eightball, but when two-thirds of your cock is now so numb "if you dragged a pin-like object across the skin it would feel dead," like Mr Collings said his is, or when the operation left you with grotesque scars on your ass where Dr Haertsch had made an incision, that might give you consideration. But when I read that “…in the wake of the procedure, he developed an infection in his penis which left him with discharge and a lump the size of an egg on the right side,” now that is what will get your story published.

Mr Collings told the court that he was “shocked” and "horrified" when the plastic surgeon told him he would have to wear stainless steel weights to correct the penile retraction and give him the desired 3cm boost.

Hey don't laugh, I guess it worked for Dr. Doom in Fantastic Four issue 178.

Then Dr Haertsch suggested corrective surgery.

No thanks, Doc.

He is suing the surgeon for unspecified damages plus expenses of more than $30,000, including $17,000 for corrective surgery and $4000 for psychiatric treatment.

courtesy of 8D

Ardeo said:

Shouldn't that be "penile"?

Believe me, I get enough spam to know.

2the9s said:

Why do these spammers assume we all have such small willies?

Is there a site that tracks deformed or mutilated penis stories ? Lets hear some vaginal surgeries while we're here.

These sound as bad as the guy from "Steppin Out" magazine & his penile problem.
[This message was edited Mon Dec 29 8:24:03 PST 2003 by origmnd]

this is why men should be happy with what they've got. As long as it works right, size shouldn't be an issue. Unless your girl has a wicked huge vagina. I mean wicked freakin' huge. Then maybe size would matter.

jessyMD32781 said:

Co-sign be happy for whatcha got!

theres another word I don't like "penile"