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What's ur favorite line? Okay I know using lines can be corny at times, but I couldn't help 2 laugh at myself when I was thinking this one up. This is how it suppose go..
Girl: Excuse me, I couldn't help 2 notice, but you look exactly like this charector of mines I created 4 a screenplay Guy: Really ? Girl: Yeah, it's a uncanny resembelence... (there's silence) so I was wondering if you weren't 2 busy in all, and if you're interested, maybe we could hook something up, u know the movie would of course start me then co-staring your's truly, oh yeah and it's okay if you never had any acting leasons , I'm sure you're a quick learner. Guy: Sounds interesting, what's the title? (there's silence)Well ? Girl: American Booty... prt II, I'm telling you I think your perfect for this part What y'all think? Yeah as you can tell I'm bored 2 death and I can't get 2 sleep. 
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That's funny DigitalLisa!!
"Is that a mirror in your pocket??" "No, why?" "I thought i could see myself in your pants!!" No one ever became extremely wicked suddenly. | |
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DarkAngel said: That's funny DigitalLisa!!
"Is that a mirror in your pocket??" "No, why?" "I thought i could see myself in your pants!!" 
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Just earlier tonight, I was out shopping at a grocery store with a friend of mine and her 3-year old son. A guy walked past her, looked at her son and said, "What aisle did you pick him up in?"
Her and I shared a good laugh over it and I said to her, "Now that has gotta be one of the all-time corniest pick-up lines ever." | |
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DigitalLisa said: Okay I know using lines can be corny at times, but I couldn't help 2 laugh at myself when I was thinking this one up. This is how it suppose go..
Girl: Excuse me, I couldn't help 2 notice, but you look exactly like this charector of mines I created 4 a screenplay Guy: Really ? Girl: Yeah, it's a uncanny resembelence... (there's silence) so I was wondering if you weren't 2 busy in all, and if you're interested, maybe we could hook something up, u know the movie would of course start me then co-staring your's truly, oh yeah and it's okay if you never had any acting leasons , I'm sure you're a quick learner. Guy: Sounds interesting, what's the title? (there's silence)Well ? Girl: American Booty... prt II, I'm telling you I think your perfect for this part What y'all think? Yeah as you can tell I'm bored 2 death and I can't get 2 sleep.
Hated it! kiddding hi lisa!  | |
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Twice as sweet as sugar Twice as bitter as salt And if you get caught Baby Aint nobody elses fault So dont do it!  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:
Twice as sweet as sugar Twice as bitter as salt And if you get caught Baby Aint nobody elses fault So dont do it! bumfluff! | |
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! No one ever became extremely wicked suddenly. | |
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me: hey, have u got a mirror in ur knickers?
girl: no why me: cause i can see myself in them later 
hasn't worked for me yet, but soon!! Keenmeister |
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Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven
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Paisley said: Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven
I'm ripping this one ! I front sometimes, but U know, this is as quiet as it's kept...
Listen, I just gotta get outta here, that's all | |
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