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Thread started 12/23/03 12:27am

Marrk

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Michael Jackson shot dead! (Don't panic! It's not true!)

I dreamt it last night.

Basically he won his court case and upon leaving court, he was smiling and waving and somebody in the crowd blew him away.It was horrible.

I hope it wasn't a premonition, cause i'll freak.

so what did you dream or have a nightmare about last night?

zzz

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[This message was edited Tue Dec 23 0:38:39 PST 2003 by Marrk]
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Reply #1 posted 12/23/03 12:35am

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Dammit, will you PLEASE change the name of this thread???
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #2 posted 12/23/03 12:44am

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Do you always do what you're told?
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Reply #3 posted 12/23/03 12:51am

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sinisterpentatonic said:

Do you always do what you're told?


I do when it's Supernova.I know my place.

If it was you telling me what to do i'd tell you to piss off, probably. big grin
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Reply #4 posted 12/23/03 12:54am

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Marrk said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

Do you always do what you're told?


I do when it's Supernova.I know my place.

If it was you telling me what to do i'd tell you to piss off, probably. big grin


Good boy! comfort
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Reply #5 posted 12/23/03 1:35am

JDINTERACTIVE

Very weird. Id bought tickets for a Prince concert but I was in a mad panic cuz I was meant to meet my friends at the venue. The show was meant to be starting at 9pm so I was trying to call them up but to no avail. Anyway I decided to go into the venue on my own at 9.15pm where I saw one of my friends, so I said..

'Where the hell have U been?'

'Sorry, I had to go swimming' he replied. wacky

Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front. I was next to REDFEATHERS oddly enough. Anyway, I got into the venue during the performance and sat down all panicky and flustered with dissaproving eyes including Prince gazing upon me. redface
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Reply #6 posted 12/23/03 6:34am

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JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #7 posted 12/23/03 6:47am

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Very weird. Id bought tickets for a Prince concert but I was in a mad panic cuz I was meant to meet my friends at the venue. The show was meant to be starting at 9pm so I was trying to call them up but to no avail. Anyway I decided to go into the venue on my own at 9.15pm where I saw one of my friends, so I said..

'Where the hell have U been?'

'Sorry, I had to go swimming' he replied. wacky

Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front. I was next to REDFEATHERS oddly enough. Anyway, I got into the venue during the performance and sat down all panicky and flustered with dissaproving eyes including Prince gazing upon me. redface



Psychoanalysis: You have issues with your mother. You are a menace to society and should be locked away.



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[This message was edited Tue Dec 23 6:49:35 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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Reply #8 posted 12/23/03 6:48am

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Marrk said:

I dreamt it last night.

Basically he won his court case and upon leaving court, he was smiling and waving and somebody in the crowd blew him away.It was horrible.

I hope it wasn't a premonition, cause i'll freak.

so what did you dream or have a nightmare about last night?

zzz

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Supernova edit.
[This message was edited Tue Dec 23 0:38:39 PST 2003 by Marrk]


Psychoanalysis: you are completely detached from reality, and have reverse Oedipal complexes (you want to kill you mother and fuck your father). You are a menace to society and should be locked away.



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[This message was edited Tue Dec 23 6:49:02 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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Reply #9 posted 12/23/03 6:49am

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lol @ JediMaster.
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Reply #10 posted 12/23/03 6:52am

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cborgman said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit


Spitting blue men is what you dreamt of???

Psychoanalysis: You were molested as a child by a strange man dressed as papa smurf. You often are seized by strange desires to cover yourself in cheez-whiz and let your cat lick it off. You are a menace to soceity and should be locked away.
jedi

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Reply #11 posted 12/23/03 6:54am

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit


Spitting blue men is what you dreamt of???

Psychoanalysis: You were molested as a child by a strange man dressed as papa smurf. You often are seized by strange desires to cover yourself in cheez-whiz and let your cat lick it off. You are a menace to soceity and should be locked away.


cry

oh my god, i never knew... THANK YOU!
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Reply #12 posted 12/23/03 6:57am

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cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit


Spitting blue men is what you dreamt of???

Psychoanalysis: You were molested as a child by a strange man dressed as papa smurf. You often are seized by strange desires to cover yourself in cheez-whiz and let your cat lick it off. You are a menace to soceity and should be locked away.


cry

oh my god, i never knew... THANK YOU!


My pleasure. I'm here to help all my fellow orgers with their mental health. If you don't know these things, you can't get better (well, so far, none of you have a chance in hell of getting better, but you get my point). You had to know, becasue knowing is half the battle.

Who's next?
jedi

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Reply #13 posted 12/23/03 6:58am

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JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit


Spitting blue men is what you dreamt of???

Psychoanalysis: You were molested as a child by a strange man dressed as papa smurf. You often are seized by strange desires to cover yourself in cheez-whiz and let your cat lick it off. You are a menace to soceity and should be locked away.


cry

oh my god, i never knew... THANK YOU!


My pleasure. I'm here to help all my fellow orgers with their mental health. If you don't know these things, you can't get better (well, so far, none of you have a chance in hell of getting better, but you get my point). You had to know, becasue knowing is half the battle.

Who's next?


like my new sig?
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #14 posted 12/23/03 7:11am

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cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JediMaster said:

cborgman said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:



Anyway, all NPG members including myself had to slide down poles to their seat like in the Batman TV series with their name on the front.


spit


Spitting blue men is what you dreamt of???

Psychoanalysis: You were molested as a child by a strange man dressed as papa smurf. You often are seized by strange desires to cover yourself in cheez-whiz and let your cat lick it off. You are a menace to soceity and should be locked away.


cry


oh my god, i never knew... THANK YOU!


My pleasure. I'm here to help all my fellow orgers with their mental health. If you don't know these things, you can't get better (well, so far, none of you have a chance in hell of getting better, but you get my point). You had to know, becasue knowing is half the battle.

Who's next?


like my new sig?



I LOVE IT!!!!!
[This message was edited Tue Dec 23 7:11:42 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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Reply #15 posted 12/23/03 7:41am

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I had a nutso dream the other night. I dreamt I saw Prince play a theatre and then he was doing a signing session afterwards in the sweet stall. There were only a couple of people in the queue and when I got to him, he wasn't actualy scribbling on photos, just using an ink stamp on a weird cardboard calendar that was a lot like a planosphere (astronomical tool).

Then the dream cut to mucky stuff which I won't detail.
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #16 posted 12/23/03 8:03am

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daned said:

I had a nutso dream the other night. I dreamt I saw Prince play a theatre and then he was doing a signing session afterwards in the sweet stall. There were only a couple of people in the queue and when I got to him, he wasn't actualy scribbling on photos, just using an ink stamp on a weird cardboard calendar that was a lot like a planosphere (astronomical tool).

Then the dream cut to mucky stuff which I won't detail.


You are recalling a repressed childhood trauma, in which you were beaten up at school when your fellow children discovered you wore Wonder Woman underoos. Your gender indentity issues have been henceforth soothed by wearing your grandmother's oversized silk panties, but you still haven't addressed the feelings you experienced when you were assaulted. You need intensive shock therapy, as well as repeated viewings of Showgirls to jar your repression to the forefront of your mind. Only an event as traumatic as the one you've suffered will break down the block in your mind. Oh, and you're also a menace to society and need to be locked away.
jedi

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Reply #17 posted 12/23/03 8:05am

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I had a dream last night in which a camel drove a tractor into a swimming pool then grew wings and flew away taking several trees with him. smile
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Reply #18 posted 12/23/03 8:09am

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Cloudbuster said:

I had a dream last night in which a camel drove a tractor into a swimming pool then grew wings and flew away taking several trees with him. smile


You are suffering from the paraniod schizophrenic notion that the tobacco companies are out to get you (hence the camel). You often hear voices, and believe that Elvis talks to you via radio transmissions. You also have trouble dealing with the fact that Kate Bush has no idea who you are, and that your fantasy that you & she were lovers in a past life is just that: a fantasy. You are a menace to soceity, blah blah blah...
jedi

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Reply #19 posted 12/23/03 8:11am

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JediMaster said:

You are suffering from the paraniod schizophrenic notion that the tobacco companies are out to get you (hence the camel). You often hear voices, and believe that Elvis talks to you via radio transmissions. You also have trouble dealing with the fact that Kate Bush has no idea who you are, and that your fantasy that you & she were lovers in a past life is just that: a fantasy. You are a menace to soceity, blah blah blah...


That's great wanking material. Thanks! smile
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Reply #20 posted 12/23/03 8:12am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

You are suffering from the paraniod schizophrenic notion that the tobacco companies are out to get you (hence the camel). You often hear voices, and believe that Elvis talks to you via radio transmissions. You also have trouble dealing with the fact that Kate Bush has no idea who you are, and that your fantasy that you & she were lovers in a past life is just that: a fantasy. You are a menace to soceity, blah blah blah...


That's great wanking material. Thanks! smile


Oh, I almost forgot:

You masturbate incessently to psychoanalysis!
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Reply #21 posted 12/23/03 8:15am

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JediMaster said:

Oh, I almost forgot:

You masturbate incessently to psychoanalysis!


shhh


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Reply #22 posted 12/23/03 8:40am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

Oh, I almost forgot:

You masturbate incessently to psychoanalysis!


shhh


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lol I knew it!!!
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Reply #23 posted 12/23/03 8:51am

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innocent
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Reply #24 posted 12/23/03 9:33am

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hah!
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Reply #25 posted 12/23/03 9:38am

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mad Don't laugh at me!! mad
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Reply #26 posted 12/23/03 9:38am

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Cloudbuster said:

mad Don't laugh at me!! mad


Sorry. Not a very good therapist am I??? giggle
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Reply #27 posted 12/23/03 9:42am

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Bitch! razz
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Reply #28 posted 12/23/03 9:46am

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Perhaps you need to talk about your emotions? here:

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whistling
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