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Thread started 12/23/03 3:54am

AaronAlmighty

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Have you ever had a turd so wide and hard that it hurt coming out?

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused
"oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK"
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Reply #1 posted 12/23/03 3:55am

shausler

loaf pincher
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Reply #2 posted 12/23/03 3:55am

althom

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Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused
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Reply #3 posted 12/23/03 3:55am

sinisterpentat
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:Eek: Are you on any medications?

You might need a bit more ruffage in your diet.
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Reply #4 posted 12/23/03 3:56am

prrtybby

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have we run out of things to talk aboout?
"a poor fool indeed is a man who adopts a manner of thinking for others"
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Reply #5 posted 12/23/03 3:56am

IAmTheTouch

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused


falloff
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Reply #6 posted 12/23/03 3:57am

mrdespues

what have you been eating, darling?
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Reply #7 posted 12/23/03 3:57am

AaronAlmighty

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althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused




confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.
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Reply #8 posted 12/23/03 3:58am

rdhull

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AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

lol
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #9 posted 12/23/03 3:59am

TRON

AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

omg TMI!
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Reply #10 posted 12/23/03 4:00am

TRON

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused




confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!
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Reply #11 posted 12/23/03 4:00am

AaronAlmighty

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TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused




confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!




shitty forum shitty topics? confuse
"oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK"
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Reply #12 posted 12/23/03 4:00am

shausler

aint no buttox wide enough


to keep away aarons pooo
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Reply #13 posted 12/23/03 4:00am

bkw

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You just need a bigger butt. nod
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #14 posted 12/23/03 4:01am

AaronAlmighty

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TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

omg TMI!




then be glad i didn't mention that it was shaped like a waffle cone! biggrin
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Reply #15 posted 12/23/03 4:01am

sinisterpentat
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bkw said:

You just need a bigger butt. nod


it's not the size of the butt but the size of the anus.
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Reply #16 posted 12/23/03 4:02am

althom

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TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused

confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!

Depends if he's enjoying the poo. lol
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Reply #17 posted 12/23/03 4:02am

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sinisterpentatonic said:

bkw said:

You just need a bigger butt. nod


it's not the size of the butt but the size of the anus.

Tell me more hmmm
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #18 posted 12/23/03 4:02am

TRON

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused




confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!




shitty forum shitty topics? confuse

I'm glad that you're not one of those birds that attack and mutilate other birds with their shit.
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Reply #19 posted 12/23/03 4:03am

AaronAlmighty

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althom said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused

confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!

Depends if he's enjoying the poo. lol




well it was a bit like anal sex. it hurt... so good redface
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Reply #20 posted 12/23/03 4:03am

TRON

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

omg TMI!




then be glad i didn't mention that it was shaped like a waffle cone! biggrin

Criss-cross ridges and all?
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Reply #21 posted 12/23/03 4:04am

AaronAlmighty

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TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused




confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!




shitty forum shitty topics? confuse

I'm glad that you're not one of those birds that attack and mutilate other birds with their shit.



eek
"oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK"
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Reply #22 posted 12/23/03 4:04am

sinisterpentat
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bkw said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

bkw said:

You just need a bigger butt. nod


it's not the size of the butt but the size of the anus.

Tell me more hmmm


Not much more to eloborate on. Maybe he should lubricate before his next bowel movement? hmmm
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Reply #23 posted 12/23/03 4:04am

AaronAlmighty

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TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

omg TMI!




then be glad i didn't mention that it was shaped like a waffle cone! biggrin

Criss-cross ridges and all?



not quite. but the wide end did look like it had a dollop of soft-serve in it redface
"oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK"
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Reply #24 posted 12/23/03 4:05am

shausler

sinisterpentatonic said:

bkw said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

bkw said:

You just need a bigger butt. nod


it's not the size of the butt but the size of the anus.

Tell me more hmmm


Not much more to eloborate on. Maybe he should lubricate before his next bowel movement? hmmm



flaxseed oil
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Reply #25 posted 12/23/03 4:05am

shausler

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.


i think my rectum is bruised confused

omg TMI!




then be glad i didn't mention that it was shaped like a waffle cone! biggrin

Criss-cross ridges and all?



not quite. but the wide end did look like it had a dollop of soft-serve in it redface



lol
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Reply #26 posted 12/23/03 4:05am

rdhull

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drool
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #27 posted 12/23/03 4:06am

TRON

Bombs away!

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Reply #28 posted 12/23/03 4:06am

althom

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AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

TRON said:

AaronAlmighty said:

althom said:

Errr...shouldn't this be in the sex forum? confused

confused my bad. i considered it, but even though it belongs there, i couldn't bring myself to click on that forum.

What you're talking about has nothing to do with sex. no no no!

Depends if he's enjoying the poo. lol

well it was a bit like anal sex. it hurt... so good redface

OK!!! Now it should be moved to the sex forum. lol
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Reply #29 posted 12/23/03 4:06am

sinisterpentat
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rdhull said:

drool


eek
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