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Reply #30 posted 12/23/03 9:52am

JediMaster

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Really, you should open up. Don't repress your feelings.
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Reply #31 posted 12/23/03 9:56am

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shake
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Reply #32 posted 12/23/03 9:58am

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I dreamed Conni Chung rubbed soy sauce all over my body and licked it off.
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Reply #33 posted 12/23/03 9:59am

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Cloudbuster said:

shake


Don't make me get the straightjacket!
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Reply #34 posted 12/23/03 10:00am

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TheGillman said:

I dreamed Conni Chung rubbed soy sauce all over my body and licked it off.


You are suffering from an irrational fear of being caught by fishermen, and served as sushi. That's too easy.

More psychoanalysis when I get back from lunch.
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Reply #35 posted 12/23/03 10:20am

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I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.
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Reply #36 posted 12/23/03 11:12am

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JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

shake


Don't make me get the straightjacket!


drool
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Reply #37 posted 12/23/03 11:42am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

shake


Don't make me get the straightjacket!


drool


That's it! Off to the padded room with you (and before you get all excited, you should know we play Creed over the PA in the padded room!)!
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Reply #38 posted 12/23/03 11:47am

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madartista said:

I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.


Psychoanalysis:

You are suffering from the childhood trauma of seeing Sofia Coppola "act" in The Godfather Part III. This shocking site has severly scarred your psyche, making you doubt your abilities. You should be on a heavy dose of lithium and pez candy.
jedi

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Reply #39 posted 12/23/03 12:49pm

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Marrk said:

I dreamt it last night.

Basically he won his court case and upon leaving court, he was smiling and waving and somebody in the crowd blew him away.It was horrible.


sad
even after it's over he can never win.
I just hope he gets back to music soon.

And I hope you don't have a history of premonitions!
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Reply #40 posted 12/23/03 1:02pm

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cynicalbastard said:

Marrk said:

I dreamt it last night.

Basically he won his court case and upon leaving court, he was smiling and waving and somebody in the crowd blew him away.It was horrible.


sad
even after it's over he can never win.
I just hope he gets back to music soon.

And I hope you don't have a history of premonitions!


Hey now!!! None of that!!! No seriousness around here!!!
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Reply #41 posted 12/23/03 1:14pm

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JediMaster said:

madartista said:

I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.


Psychoanalysis:

You are suffering from the childhood trauma of seeing Sofia Coppola "act" in The Godfather Part III. This shocking site has severly scarred your psyche, making you doubt your abilities. You should be on a heavy dose of lithium and pez candy.

Awesome!!! I heart PEZ!!! Got any lithium???
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Reply #42 posted 12/23/03 1:17pm

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madartista said:

JediMaster said:

madartista said:

I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.


Psychoanalysis:

You are suffering from the childhood trauma of seeing Sofia Coppola "act" in The Godfather Part III. This shocking site has severly scarred your psyche, making you doubt your abilities. You should be on a heavy dose of lithium and pez candy.

Awesome!!! I heart PEZ!!! Got any lithium???


You have to take your pez from a Jar Jar Binks dipenser, however (I believe in very aggresive, tough therapy)!
jedi

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Reply #43 posted 12/23/03 4:37pm

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JediMaster said:

madartista said:

JediMaster said:

madartista said:

I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.


Psychoanalysis:

You are suffering from the childhood trauma of seeing Sofia Coppola "act" in The Godfather Part III. This shocking site has severly scarred your psyche, making you doubt your abilities. You should be on a heavy dose of lithium and pez candy.

Awesome!!! I heart PEZ!!! Got any lithium???


You have to take your pez from a Jar Jar Binks dipenser, however (I believe in very aggresive, tough therapy)!

I don't if I'm ready 2 make that commitment. It's a tough road u show. Thanks 4 your brutal honesty.
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Reply #44 posted 12/24/03 9:44am

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JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

shake


Don't make me get the straightjacket!


drool


That's it! Off to the padded room with you (and before you get all excited, you should know we play Creed over the PA in the padded room!)!


drooling
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Reply #45 posted 12/24/03 9:56am

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madartista said:

JediMaster said:

madartista said:

JediMaster said:

madartista said:

I dreamed I was at the Oscars, sitting with Sally Field. I was nominated in 2 categories. In one, I was the only nominee, so I knew I would win, but it was for a film I made but knew nothing about. I was afraid it was made by another "Chris Garcia", and that when I accepted the award, I'd be exposed as a fraud. During the show, Prince came out to perform. He got a verse out, then stopped playing, and said he couldn't continue. He tried to start again, but stopped after a few notes. The producer came and started yelling at him. I was standing right between them. Prince said he couldn't perform because the curtain was jacked up, and it was the Producer's fault. He told her, "I could be doing a show in London right now and making money, but I'm here because of U, and it's all screwed up!" He walked away and the show continued. I left to get something from my house, and then couldn't get back quickly. In the time I was gone, both of my categories came up. In the one where I was the only nominee, they added a second nominee, and that person won. I lost the other category too.


Psychoanalysis:

You are suffering from the childhood trauma of seeing Sofia Coppola "act" in The Godfather Part III. This shocking site has severly scarred your psyche, making you doubt your abilities. You should be on a heavy dose of lithium and pez candy.

Awesome!!! I heart PEZ!!! Got any lithium???


You have to take your pez from a Jar Jar Binks dipenser, however (I believe in very aggresive, tough therapy)!

I don't if I'm ready 2 make that commitment. It's a tough road u show. Thanks 4 your brutal honesty.


The path to recovery is never easy, but it will be worth it for you in the long run. Sure, you will be eating from Jar Jar at first, but eventually you will find your way to the light.
jedi

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Reply #46 posted 12/24/03 9:57am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

Cloudbuster said:

shake


Don't make me get the straightjacket!


drool


That's it! Off to the padded room with you (and before you get all excited, you should know we play Creed over the PA in the padded room!)!


drooling


The creed sounds appealing??? Er, change that to Billy Ray Cyrus!
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Reply #47 posted 12/24/03 10:04am

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JediMaster said:

The creed sounds appealing??? Er, change that to Billy Ray Cyrus!


horny
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Reply #48 posted 12/24/03 11:02am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

The creed sounds appealing??? Er, change that to Billy Ray Cyrus!


horny


MAN! You are more messed up than I thought! Drastic measures are called for!!! We are going to have to strap you down and force you to watch Glitter, Gigli, Master Of Disguise and Crossroads back to back!!!
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Reply #49 posted 12/24/03 11:07am

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JediMaster said:

MAN! You are more messed up than I thought! Drastic measures are called for!!! We are going to have to strap you down and force you to watch Glitter, Gigli, Master Of Disguise and Crossroads back to back!!!


May I have fries with that? smile
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Reply #50 posted 12/24/03 11:24am

TheGillman

SUSHI!!! (((shudder)))
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Reply #51 posted 12/24/03 11:26am

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Cloudbuster said:

JediMaster said:

MAN! You are more messed up than I thought! Drastic measures are called for!!! We are going to have to strap you down and force you to watch Glitter, Gigli, Master Of Disguise and Crossroads back to back!!!


May I have fries with that? smile


You have to be using reverse psychosis or something!!! No one is insane enough to watch all those movies!
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