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AaronAlmighty said: TRON said: AaronAlmighty said: TRON said: AaronAlmighty said: twice in the last 2 weeks, for me.
i think my rectum is bruised   TMI!then be glad i didn't mention that it was shaped like a waffle cone!  Criss-cross ridges and all? not quite. but the wide end did look like it had a dollop of soft-serve in it  they dont call him fudgie the whale for nothing  | |
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Looks like you might have laid a jaggy! 
ouch! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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ouchy | |
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THE POOPY LIST!
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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my biscuits are burnin!!!
i'm all too familiar with the "fireball" poo. | |
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Anxiety said: my biscuits are burnin!!!
i'm all too familiar with the "fireball" poo. Otherwise known as "the ring of fire". (oh jeez, I just replied to my own post...on a thread about FECES.  ) | |
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Anxiety said: Anxiety said: my biscuits are burnin!!!
i'm all too familiar with the "fireball" poo. Otherwise known as "the ring of fire". (oh jeez, I just replied to my own post...on a thread about FECES. )
you're the new cloudbuster  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anxiety said: Anxiety said: my biscuits are burnin!!!
i'm all too familiar with the "fireball" poo. Otherwise known as "the ring of fire". (oh jeez, I just replied to my own post...on a thread about FECES. ) This is a black day for the general discussion forum. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: This is a black day for the general discussion forum. indeed.They did WHAT??!....
Org Sci-Fi Association | |
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Wouldn't the pain have more to do with what you're eating that the actual size? It's going to open up whatever size it needs to and it that part shouldn't hurt | |
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Janfriend said: Wouldn't the pain have more to do with what you're eating that the actual size? It's going to open up whatever size it needs to and it that part shouldn't hurt
no. i estimate that it was about 5 inches in diameter at its widest. WHAT i was eating and how long i waited did have something to do with its hard consistency, but the size was also a factor. "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK" | |
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AaronAlmighty said: Janfriend said: Wouldn't the pain have more to do with what you're eating that the actual size? It's going to open up whatever size it needs to and it that part shouldn't hurt
no. i estimate that it was about 5 inches in diameter at its widest. WHAT i was eating and how long i waited did have something to do with its hard consistency, but the size was also a factor.  Raise the level to red NOW! | |
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TRON said: AaronAlmighty said: Janfriend said: Wouldn't the pain have more to do with what you're eating that the actual size? It's going to open up whatever size it needs to and it that part shouldn't hurt
no. i estimate that it was about 5 inches in diameter at its widest. WHAT i was eating and how long i waited did have something to do with its hard consistency, but the size was also a factor. Raise the level to red NOW!why?  there was no blood in it. let's lower it to brown. a creamy coffee & cream shade!"oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK" | |
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AaronAlmighty said: TRON said: AaronAlmighty said: Janfriend said: Wouldn't the pain have more to do with what you're eating that the actual size? It's going to open up whatever size it needs to and it that part shouldn't hurt
no. i estimate that it was about 5 inches in diameter at its widest. WHAT i was eating and how long i waited did have something to do with its hard consistency, but the size was also a factor. Raise the level to red NOW!why? there was no blood in it. let's lower it to brown. a creamy coffee & cream shade!  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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What a crappy thread! Seriously, who came up with this shit? Could it be any cornier? God, this place is chocked fulluv nuts! Some of y'all just gotta raise a stink! man, I'm getting flushed! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Maybe someone should wipe this thread out?
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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| JediMaster "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK" | |
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JediMaster said:
What a crappy thread! Seriously, who came up with this shit? Could it be any cornier? God, this place is chocked fulluv nuts! Some of y'all just gotta raise a stink! man, I'm getting flushed! | |
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Aaron you are a trip!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Hey, I don't mean to offend, but this thread has brought up a point I've always wondered: Do any of you gay guys get excited about crapping? I mean, whenever I take a big shit, I think "man, how do gay guys stand having something shoved up there? It hurts!" I'm not dissing anyone, I just wonder. | |
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