http://www.wtv-zone.com/L...santa.html

and let's hope this hasn't been done already on here! lol

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at heroinaddict's Christmas party. It was heroinaddict's mom who spiked the punch with too much ripple. I can't help it if I drank 23 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like musk.

I thought it was funny when I put heroinaddict's dad's ripped t shirt on my head and danced the the Batuse on the couch while singing `Gett Off'. I didn't mean to break heroinaddict's palm pilot and don't know why heroinaddict would sue me for sabbath breaking.

I don't remember calling heroin addict's wife a slim cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on heroinaddict's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that waffle.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a blank cat and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fast and faster. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sweaty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
2the9s (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 23 bucks!

2the9s said:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at MBGITW's Christmas party. It was bkw who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lemon.

I thought it was funny when I put Paisley's knickers on my head and danced the dirty dancing on the bed while singing `Rock Your Body'. I didn't mean to break MBGITW's dildo and don't know why MBGITW would sue me for stalking.

I don't remember calling bkw's wife a buttmunching chicken---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on rdhull's husband's boobs, it was only because I ate too much of that pie.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bad dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all likable and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crabby stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and dirty yours,
Althom (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 6 bucks!

althom said:

why you muthafuckin robot!

althom said:

HeroinAddict said:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at althom's Christmas party. It was 2the9s who spiked the punch with too much ripple. I can't help it if I drank 27 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like poo.

I thought it was funny when I put althom's bra on my head and danced the cha cha on the futon while singing `Too Drunk to Fuck'. I didn't mean to break althom's vibrator and don't know why althom would sue me for vagrancy.

I don't remember calling rdhull's wife a fucking goose---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on 2the9s's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that hot dog.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motor scooter through my neighbor's toilet. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cunting llama and have me arrested for buggery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all crappy and shitty. And I'm really not to blame for any of this extroadinary stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and angerally yours,
bkw (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 2 bucks!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Paisley's Christmas party. It was Lleena who spiked the punch with too much Old English 800. I can't help it if I drank 41 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat farts.

I thought it was funny when I put Dansa's stiletto heels on my head and danced the cabbage patch on the love seat while singing Macy Gray's "Gimme All Your Lovin' Or I Will Kill You". I didn't mean to break Paisley's Stun Gun and don't know why Paisley would sue me for murder.

I don't remember calling Sinisterpentatonic's wife a humongous cow---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on Airhead's husband's face, it was only because I ate too much of that golden retriever pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's pantry. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a silly moose and have me arrested for panhandling!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all musty and anal. And I'm really not to blame for any of this retarded stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and fuckin loco yours,
Supernova (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 18,000 bucks!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at lilmissmissy's Christmas party. It was Cloudbuster who spiked the punch with too much Zima. I can't help it if I drank 17 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Feet and ass.

I thought it was funny when I put Supernova's granny panties on my head and danced the Pop lock on the rocking chair while singing `Breakin the law'. I didn't mean to break lilmissmissy's vibrator and don't know why lilmissmissy would sue me for burglary.

I don't remember calling Ardeo's wife a miserable pig---even though she looked like one with baby blue eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Iam The Touch's husband's Scrotum, it was only because I ate too much of that Cornpones.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 57 chevy through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a rabid wilderbeast and have me arrested for breaking windows!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Pensive and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Horny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and rapidly yours,
Sinisterpentatonic (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Supa's Christmas party. It was Lleena who spiked the punch with too much hot buttered rum. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.

I thought it was funny when I put Cborgman's bra on my head and danced the the oaktree on the ottoman while singing `Sex Machine'. I didn't mean to break Supa's vibrator and don't know why Supa would sue me for jaywalking.

I don't remember calling Althom's wife a runny duck---even though she looked like one with orange eye shadow and chartruse lipstick!

And when I threw up on IamTheTouch's husband's groin, it was only because I ate too much of that tequila worm.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Yugo through my neighbor's pantry. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a blotchy duck-billed platypus and have me arrested for removing the tag from a mattress!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bloody and rubbery. And I'm really not to blame for any of this rotting stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and gingerly yours,
Applekisses (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 24 bucks!




This is so fun! It's just like Mad Libs!
[This message was edited Mon Dec 22 7:55:06 PST 2003 by applekisses]

bkw said:

Last time I invite you!

althom said:

IAmTheTouch said: