I did not do it.
I am a good boy.
I only want to dance and perform.
I only want to entertain and spend millions on ugly vases.

I thought I was helping this young man...
now he has turned on me.

I will fight this to my death (or his... hee hee!)

I love you all...

Love,



Michael Jackson

wtf,

and hi june

wtf = when talking fails


This is how all my problems start, when talking fails...

Love,



Michael Jackson

Oh, and "hi" Christopher!

I'm just posting the letters Michael's forwarding thru my account. He's shy that way.

I've just done a character analysis on his signature and after studying the loop on his J, I would say he has pedophiliac tendencies and a fetish for ankle high knickers.

ohhh...then i request a letter between him and althom.

Dear Christopher,

I loved you in that movie with that evil Vice Principal.

He made me cringe with fear.

I cried all through your detention.

You are a skinny little nerd, but I love you too.

Hee, hee!

Love,



Michael Jackson

June7 said:

lol...

i love all your noses mj

Dear Sinisterpslda;dkallsl

Whew, your name is really hard to spell.

I took artistic license to make it easier, because I am an artist of the millenium.

I love you, even though you accuse me without knowing how large my penis is.

Hee, hee!

Mamma say mama saw ma ma coo saw.

Love,



Michael Jackson

June7 said:

Emmanuel Lewis & Macaulay Culkin told me how big your penis was, though their memory was somewhat cloudy. Must've been from all of that wine and sleeping pills they had over at your place. They did say you wore Rhinestone covered condoms while having intercourse with them. They also told me that you often whacked off to pictures of the elephant man, while bubbles gave Jermaine fellatio. But that's just all hearsay, I still believe you're innocent Mike, though Prince would whup your ass on a bad day.



little boys & rectums crack edit.
[This message was edited Tue Dec 16 21:11:59 PST 2003 by sinisterpentatonic]

Dear Sinisterplahblahblah,

I know you're just saying those mean things because I never invited you over for a sleep over.

I hope one day, you are adored by millions of people too. Like me.

I would hug you, but last time that happened, you stole one of my gloves and then the whole world went nuts over my one glove... it was silly and funky!

Hee, hee!

Love,



Michael Jackson

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Dear MostBeautifulWeAreTheWorld,

Your picture thingy next to your name makes me nervous. It's very very devilish. I may throw some of my Grammys at you.

Hee, hee!

Love,



Michael Jackson

Dear Mikey:

Will you please speak to your friend, June7, and ask him to reconsider going back on his meds?

Dear AnotherLoverNotAFighter,

I don't hang out with people who do drugs * except Elizabeth and Liza * so, Leave June7 alone!

Just Leave him aloneee, Leave him aloneee!

Hee, hee!

Love,



Michael Jackson

Dear Michael,
I was wondering what kind of dressing do you prefer with tossed salad?

Say hi to Bubbles,

A fan.
[This message was edited Fri Dec 12 5:16:56 PST 2003 by NovaAngel]

Dear Micheal,

When placing a new roll of toilet paper on the roller, does one place it so the new tissue comes from behind and under the roll or so that the tissue comes from over the top?

Chris

PS- please tell June7 this threrad is friggin' hilarious

Are you feeling ok June7, cus this thread is off the wall

PREDOMINANT said:

Good 1!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

hell yea

Just can't stop laughing

o...m...g...

cborgman said:

This is friggin funny

Ok...he's finally gone

Dedicated to all my children of the world, the healthy, the sick and the dying... I love you dearly, and this thread could not have been made without your love and support.
I will always love you.
Love,

MJ

NovaAngel said:

Dear Nova,

I don't toss no salad. That is done by my Arab chef Alibali Rubba Khavi.

But, I prefer dressing with sequins. Thank you for writing, I love you.

Hee, hee!

Love,



Michael Jackson