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Alleged cowfucker allegedly caught in the act Fri, December 19, 2003
Drifter arrested after cow assaulted Police call it a cowardly act against Sedala the cow at Toronto's Riverdale Farm. A Toronto man is under arrest for allegedly having sex with the pregnant Jersey cow last week and refusing to stop. Employees at the farm on Winchester St. had to repeatedly scream at a man to dismount the animal, Toronto Police Sgt. Rita Boehm said. Police had to be called to take the man away. 'DANGEROUS' Employees said the man refused to dismount Sedala, claiming he was assisting the animal in giving birth. Sedala isn't due for two months and is now recovering from the ordeal. After the man finally dismounted, he allegedly punched an employee on the shoulder before entering a horse's stall, where he again refused to leave, police said. "It can be particularly dangerous in a horse stable," one employee said. Police said the man was coaxed into leaving the horse stable and then allegedly hit a worker with a beer bottle. David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals. http://www.canoe.ca/NewsS...91599.html | |
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But what will the cow give birth to?  |
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Too bad there's no pic. or video. I could use a good laugh.   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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i wasnt there that day...filming or anything. | |
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LittlePill said: Too bad there's no pic. or video. I could use a good laugh.
try winmx or kazaa you perv!  |
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A COWardly act? 
Cruelty to animals? Pleeze Have you seen a bull's fifth leg? The cow probably never noticed he was there! Though definitely this guy need therapy  | |
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Christopher said: i wasnt there that day...filming or anything.
Lies!  | |
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oh this is aMOOOsing | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: i wasnt there that day...filming or anything.
Lies! :shame: ok fine!,you were there too tho' ! | |
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well probably the cow hadn't actually ever been done by an actual bull. "rape racks". it hurts the first time us girls know | |
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That is one of the sickest things I have ever heard!!!  [This message was edited Mon Dec 22 9:47:58 PST 2003 by BabyCakes] The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: i wasnt there that day...filming or anything.
Lies! :shame: ok fine!,you were there too tho' ! I was dressed as the cow.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: i wasnt there that day...filming or anything.
Lies! :shame: ok fine!,you were there too tho' ! I was dressed as the cow.  u just made my fucking day | |
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Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: Christopher said: i wasnt there that day...filming or anything.
Lies! :shame: ok fine!,you were there too tho' ! I was dressed as the cow. LMAO! no wonder the cow asked me for a ciggy first. | |
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One of my best mates, who used to work at a hospital, reckoned that it was dangerous and impossible to shag a cow because there would be a vacuum in the cow's vagina that could rip your dick off.
Mind you, he did go into a downward spiral of crack addiction and mental illness not long after this claim, so I'm not too sure how seriously to take it. I'll throw this story at him, seen as how he's clean & calm these days "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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My favorite part of the story is that the freak hit someone with a beer bottle
I've never been this drunk! | |
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Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. O(+>NIИ<+)O
“Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?” - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche | |
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I'm sure the press will milk this story for quite a while! Really, no bull! Reporters will be hoofing it out to interview with this perv for a while! What do you think this guys beef was? Bit of a jerk(y) if you ask me!
Okay, I'll stop now... 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: I'm sure the press will milk this story for quite a while! Really, no bull! Reporters will be hoofing it out to interview with this perv for a while! What do you think this guys beef was? Bit of a jerk(y) if you ask me!
Okay, I'll stop now...
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"Don't have a cow, man!" Kinda brings new meaning to this expression! | |
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TheGillman said:
"Don't have a cow, man!" Kinda brings new meaning to this expression!
cool profile  | |
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Ardeo said: TheGillman said:
"Don't have a cow, man!" Kinda brings new meaning to this expression!
cool profile Thankyousir! Glad to know that fish people are respected around this joint! | |
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Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. stoopid medeival folk | |
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daned said: Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. In medieval times people bathed twice in their entire lifetimes. I don't think they should be an example of how we should live life now. A cow is an incredibly stupid animal, probably completely unaware of what was going on. | |
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TheGillman said: daned said: Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. In medieval times people bathed twice in their entire lifetimes. I don't think they should be an example of how we should live life now. A cow is an incredibly stupid animal, probably completely unaware of what was going on. My mate Billy had that problem once with a girl he moved in with once. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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daned said: TheGillman said: daned said: Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. In medieval times people bathed twice in their entire lifetimes. I don't think they should be an example of how we should live life now. A cow is an incredibly stupid animal, probably completely unaware of what was going on. My mate Billy had that problem once with a girl he moved in with once. Cowabunga. | |
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daned said: TheGillman said: daned said: Neversin said: Ardeo said: David Kottaris, 28, of no fixed address, has been charged with assault with a weapon and cruelty to animals.
Why charge the guy?? They should just kill or mutilate that sick fuck... I'd be happy to assist... Neversin. Hang on, Neversin. Can you be sure the cow didn't want it? If so, do you want the cow punished too? In medeival times, in bestiality cases, the animal was tried & punished too for crimes against nature. In medieval times people bathed twice in their entire lifetimes. I don't think they should be an example of how we should live life now. A cow is an incredibly stupid animal, probably completely unaware of what was going on. My mate Billy had that problem once with a girl he moved in with once. Was that she didn't bathe, didn't know he was there, or was a cow? | |
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