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PrintableLammastide said: 2the9s said: I would also invent cars that drive upright on two wheels, like the way humans walk.
I think it's time for this final evolution of the automobile and it would save space on the highways and be easier to park.  But how would you carry multiple passengers? Piggy back? Just somewhere in the middle,
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Lammastide said: 2the9s said: I would also invent cars that drive upright on two wheels, like the way humans walk.
I think it's time for this final evolution of the automobile and it would save space on the highways and be easier to park. But how would you carry multiple passengers? They would sort of clamber (word?) on top of one another. | |
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KeithyT said: An automatic thread replying robot
We call that a Christopher-bot. | |
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Sex droids like in the movie "AI" might be a good idea to curb prostitution, disease, etc. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs??  each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs! Just somewhere in the middle,
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2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. the point is that doctors don't have time to wash their hands as often as they should. | |
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KeithyT said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs!  | |
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I would invent a holiday between Christmas and New Years, called "Postmas"! (Still workshopping that title)
It would be for those people who don't feel there is enough stress this time of year. | |
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conch5184 said: KeithyT said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs! Sorry  Just somewhere in the middle,
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2the9s said: Lammastide said: 2the9s said: I would also invent cars that drive upright on two wheels, like the way humans walk.
I think it's time for this final evolution of the automobile and it would save space on the highways and be easier to park. But how would you carry multiple passengers? They would sort of clamber (word?) on top of one another. i'm sure there is a way to make maybe a set of steps come down the side or something. remember that all the greatest inventions seemed crazy when they were first thought up but people found ways to make them work. no thanks to pessimists  | |
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2the9s said: I would invent a holiday between Christmas and New Years, called "Postmas"! (Still workshopping that title)
It would be for those people who don't feel there is enough stress this time of year. and I'm the one who gets the roling eye emoticon! 
..sorry I'm just a bit stressed. Stupid Christmas! Just somewhere in the middle,
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KeithyT said: conch5184 said: KeithyT said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs! Sorry oh don't be sad! i'm sure you realize that would be unreasonable and you'd have to pay someone to spend all their time doing that since they couldn't have a job and it would get very expensive. plus they'd still get the germs. if they wore gloves or something they have to change them constantly...etc etc | |
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conch5184 said: KeithyT said: conch5184 said: KeithyT said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs! Sorry oh don't be sad! i'm sure you realize that would be unreasonable and you'd have to pay someone to spend all their time doing that since they couldn't have a job and it would get very expensive. plus they'd still get the germs. if they wore gloves or something they have to change them constantly...etc etc Ah ha! But that's where the sponge-doorknobs come in! | |
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 make them touch the "nasty" sponges?
i like the voice-activated door. | |
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An automatic clothes folding machine.  <--- this is exactly the look on my face when folding clothes. | |
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Freespirit said: An automatic clothes folding machine.
<--- this is exactly the look on my face when folding clothes....and ironing machine. | |
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Freespirit said: An automatic clothes folding machine.
<--- this is exactly the look on my face when folding clothes.What are automatic clothes? | |
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I would also invent a waffle unmaker (maybe to be called a De-waffler).
Everyone has a waffle maker, but no one knows what to do with those left over waffles that can't be eaten. Just pop them into this baby and it breaks the left-over waffles into their constituent parts. There may even be a sponge version for those who are afraid of germs. | |
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you're evil. | |
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conch5184 said: you're evil.
I'm a dreamer. | |
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2the9s said: Freespirit said: An automatic clothes folding machine.
<--- this is exactly the look on my face when folding clothes.What are automatic clothes?  you know... the kind that just go... no standards required. | |
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2the9s said: conch5184 said: you're evil.
I'm a dreamer.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Freespirit said: An automatic clothes folding machine.
<--- this is exactly the look on my face when folding clothes....and ironing machine.  you know it... word. 
Word to your mother... | |
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omg my first ever flaming folder! i'm so proud  | |
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2the9s said: conch5184 said: KeithyT said: conch5184 said: KeithyT said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: 2the9s said: conch5184 said: i wonder if that doorknob thing would work...possibly the sponge would just pick up the bacteria..but then kill it..so it could work..or maybe it would just have the cleanser on it sticking to the surface. just to stop the spread but not really killing what is already on the hands, it wouldn't come off.
I wouldn't touch that nasty sponge! I would have to invent something that would make it so I wouldn't have to touch that nasty sponge. Like a glove or something! ...well maybe a hospital would be the best place. thousands of people die each year from unnecessary infections because doctors don't wash their hands (from being too busy or careless). the most common way germs are spread is by doorknobs. but with the flu being so bad here this year i started thinking about ways to stop germ spread. So invent a cure for the flu! Or some kind of full-body Doctor-wrap or something! Or voice-activated doorways! But sponge-doorknobs?? each strain is different it would be impossible to make a cure. this year's is different from the two most frequent and that's why the vaccine probably won't do anything. the best recommended precaution is frequent hand washing. So invent portable washbasins and plumbing so people could wash their hands wherever they might be! And soap on a rope. Although I think that exists. Or you could just take someone with you to open all doors for you. Let them get the bugs! Sorry oh don't be sad! i'm sure you realize that would be unreasonable and you'd have to pay someone to spend all their time doing that since they couldn't have a job and it would get very expensive. plus they'd still get the germs. if they wore gloves or something they have to change them constantly...etc etc Ah ha! But that's where the sponge-doorknobs come in! I think we should make the Doctors out of sponges. That way they could stay clean all day long. They'd also be handy for mopping up small spillages. Surgeons wouldn't have to keep asking for swabs. I think this is called brainstorming! | |
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"Dial a Macers". I think this would be big...everybody ordering MacDonalds over the phone. | |
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