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Whats some of the funniest things Uve ever seen?! I dont mean in terms of comedians or jokes but in terms of someone doing something silly or something amusing to the eye?!
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I'm not a strip club kind of guy. However, 10 years ago, for a friend's 18th I went to one. The lady peforming at one point got out some shaving cream and went up 2 a friend of mine, who declined on the grounds that he had a girlfriend. She went up 2 another friend of mine who was 2 scared 2 get involved. We had a friend with us who worked as a club doorman, so you can probably picture what he looks like. He shouted out "I'll do it". She walked up to him with a big grin and he held his hands out. As she filled both his sweaty palms with shaving foam, he was grinning like a kid about to open his presents on Christmas day. Once she'd filled his palms with towers of foam and he raised his hands to seize her breasts, she walked off. I was impressed. Later, she came on dressed in traditional English schoolmasters dress with a cane. She seized another one of my friends and took him over her knee. She pulled his trousers and underpants down, sprayed shaving foam on his arse and proceded to whack his backside with her cane. We all laughed, especialy my big bouncer friend. He laughed so much, he leant back on his stool and hit the fire door. His enormous bulk hit the 'Push bar to open' bit and the door flew open setting off the alarm. All I saw were his legs flying over the top of the stool as he went down. Needless to say, he made quite a crash as he hit the floor. All the fancy carpets could not disguise the stone floor beneath which led to the unmistakable sound. [Alcohol-induced bad grammar correction edit] [This message was edited Sat Dec 20 12:31:29 PST 2003 by daned] "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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i like on america's funniest home videos when cats do stupid or cute things and look as shocked as the owners do. | |
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Funniest thing I've seen: Airplane
All the jokes in this film are just so funny, and it puts me in a good mood 4 anything, then come Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In reality, I don't know what the funniest thing I've seen is, i've seen plenty of funny shit which has kept me in hysterics for years, but I can't think of any right now. | |
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The funniest thing I've ever seen is my very own penis.
In a certain light it looks a little like Esther Rantzen. | |
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mcmeekle said: The funniest thing I've ever seen is my very own penis.
In a certain light it looks a little like Esther Rantzen. Well 'that's life' I suppose. Boom, Boom! | |
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